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SCOOTER 04-12-2007 01:50 PM

Barking Dogs ... Must Die
 
My Dogs never shut up ... I have tried just about everything ? anyone have any good Idea ?

After Shock Media 04-12-2007 01:50 PM

A muzzel.

spooky181 04-12-2007 01:53 PM

Nothing worse than a barking dog, and useless owners that don't get them to shut up. Buy one of the collars that zap them every time they bark.

SCOOTER 04-12-2007 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12243669)
A muzzel.



Tried that ... Some how my Lab got his off and tore it up .

Freeboyd 04-12-2007 01:55 PM

Maybe they are hungry?


Freeboyd

After Shock Media 04-12-2007 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SCOOTER (Post 12243694)
Tried that ... Some how my Lab got his off and tore it up .

A muzzel and a staight jacket.

If your lab gets out of that give him to me and I will take him on the road.

SCOOTER 04-12-2007 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by spooky181 (Post 12243687)
Nothing worse than a barking dog, and useless owners that don't get them to shut up. Buy one of the collars that zap them every time they bark.



We have tried that ..I'm looking for one now that has a remote.:winkwink:

SCOOTER 04-12-2007 02:02 PM

[QUOTE=Freeboyd;12243706]Maybe they are hungry?


No, they get feed 2 times a day.


We have 1 dog that is just fucking Nuts?. like a crazy ex.
She never sits still and never shuts up ..

jmk 04-12-2007 02:05 PM

Consult with a dog trainer.

WebairGerard 04-12-2007 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12243709)
A muzzel and a staight jacket.

If your lab gets out of that give him to me and I will take him on the road.

now that made me laugh! :1orglaugh

setupper 04-12-2007 04:32 PM

Try to give it to somebody else,then we shall have one more interlocutor here with the same thread,that's a fun

Jennifer84 04-12-2007 04:49 PM

This might be what youre looking for. This is a good brand, and this place has great prices.

PetEdge

Zebra 04-12-2007 05:23 PM

Take them to the same place I took mine. Problem solved.

rip raster 04-12-2007 05:27 PM

Get a shock collar with remote, coin has one for his pittie works wonders for all types of training, and you can set the sensitivity of the shock.

Scott McD 04-12-2007 05:34 PM

There's 2 dogs in our street that never stop barking... :disgust

miss_twisted 04-12-2007 05:36 PM

A fenced in backyard so that he can work off some energy and a bark collar, don't waste your money on a cheap one tho, they are useless.

Jarmusch 04-12-2007 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spooky181 (Post 12243687)
Buy one of the collars that zap them every time they bark.

That's just wrong. :Oh crap

Steve Awesome 04-12-2007 05:39 PM

Used the shock collar on my dog and it only took a couple of week before the problem went away altogether. The collar will beep once on the first bark to warn the dog. The second bark is what feels like a static electricity shock (I made it shock me just to check it out). I'd originally heard whack stories about people who's dog had a burn hole in their neck from the collar. Guess what? Turns out these stories were bullshit urban myths about the collars. After one month I took the battery out of the collar. Silence. The next month no more collar. That was 6 years ago.

BlackCrayon 04-12-2007 05:39 PM

i personally am sick of other peoples dogs. where i live it seems everyone has a dog, and the neighbors dog shits in our yard, there are always people walking by letting their dogs shit by the sidewalk and usually they pick it up. it wouldn't be so bad but they love to shit right in view when we are eating supper.

starpimps 04-12-2007 05:41 PM

get a dog whisperer
like on oprah he will teach you that "you are the pack leader"

tony286 04-12-2007 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Awesome (Post 12244766)
Used the shock collar on my dog and it only took a couple of week before the problem went away altogether. The collar will beep once on the first bark to warn the dog. The second bark is what feels like a static electricity shock (I made it shock me just to check it out). I'd originally heard whack stories about people who's dog had a burn hole in their neck from the collar. Guess what? Turns out these stories were bullshit urban myths about the collars. After one month I took the battery out of the collar. Silence. The next month no more collar. That was 6 years ago.

there are very effective, people dont realize the shock is just to distract the dog.

WarChild 04-12-2007 05:59 PM

A muzzle won't stop a dog from barking.

Shock collars are considered cruel by most veterinarian. You can try a remote controled spray collar. Instead of shocking the dog, it sprays water up in to their face. In reality, these types of collars mean you don't know how to deal with the dog. They're mostly only used for very, very, very stubborn cases.

First though, I'd try obedience training. This usually changes the personality of a dog quite a bit, for the better too.

sniperwolf 04-12-2007 06:03 PM

maybe your dog have a sick..i think you should bring him to the veterinarian for a check up..:)

T - Bone 04-12-2007 06:05 PM

I wonder what your neighbors think.

My neighbors have a dog that has been barking for 2 years straight. That damn thing wakes my up just about every morning.

I love dogs, just not ones that bark.

WarChild 04-12-2007 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by starpimps (Post 12244777)
get a dog whisperer
like on oprah he will teach you that "you are the pack leader"

You hear this stuff all the time, but really dogs aren't stupid. They know you're not a dog. You can teach them that you're in charge, but you're never _really_ the pack leader. What you see most times in reality is that the dog or dogs won't challenge you for dominate, but you can't really control the dominate order within a pack like a dominate male dog can.

A good example of this is when two female dogs fight, called bitch fighting. You'll almost never be able to break this apart by commands or any other way other than water to the face of physically prying the dogs apart. On the other hand, a dominate male can break it up in no time if he so chooses to. :2 cents:

SCOOTER 04-12-2007 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebra (Post 12244713)
Take them to the same place I took mine. Problem solved.



Now you are reading my mind.:thumbsup

LittleSassy 04-12-2007 06:47 PM

maybe the dog wants to get out or something

Varius 04-12-2007 07:12 PM

Same problem here. My Lab is six months now and FULL of energy and barks a lot. When I'm at work or upstairs working at home I put her outside (but it's not a big space) and she jumps and barks like nuts now. She stops if I let her in.

My neighbors just came to me to complain, apparently it's against the law to have pets in Costa Rica in Condominiums (even if it is NOT in my contract and I double checked). So now I really have to find a way to get her to stay quiet.

I just did some research and the spray color with lemon sounds like it has a good reputation, only costs about $100 for a pro one. I'll try and see if I can get that shipped to CR anytime soon heh.

She does sleep well at night in her crate though and has no problems, it's really only if she is put outside.

WarChild 04-12-2007 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius (Post 12245139)
My neighbors just came to me to complain, apparently it's against the law to have pets in Costa Rica in Condominiums (even if it is NOT in my contract and I double checked). So now I really have to find a way to get her to stay quiet.

I think they're full of shit. There's no laws like that to my knowledge and many, many condo projects are full of animals.
Quote:

I just did some research and the spray color with lemon sounds like it has a good reputation, only costs about $100 for a pro one. I'll try and see if I can get that shipped to CR anytime soon heh.

She does sleep well at night in her crate though and has no problems, it's really only if she is put outside.
Dr. Adrian Molina in Escazu has those collars in stock. I can give you directions via ICQ.

It really sounds like your dog isn't getting enough exercise. Active labs really need a work out or they'll go nutty.

There's an excellent obedience trainer in Heredia I can put you in touch with and that'll help too.

Varius 04-12-2007 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12245154)
I think they're full of shit. There's no laws like that to my knowledge and many, many condo projects are full of animals.


Dr. Adrian Molina in Escazu has those collars in stock. I can give you directions via ICQ.

It really sounds like your dog isn't getting enough exercise. Active labs really need a work out or they'll go nutty.

There's an excellent obedience trainer in Heredia I can put you in touch with and that'll help too.

Cool I will hit you up for the guy in Escazu. Yeah it is also partially my fault I realize for not getting her enough exercise, I do at least have a small park across my street though. I've been thinking this Condo thing isn't for me though especially with the bitch neighbors I have who seem to all have deep 'gringo resentment' (they are all older ticos) and maybe will start looking to sell and get a house with lots of land / backyard space instead.

I have managed to house train her though without much effort (the crate helped tremendously for night times). So I'm pretty sure I can get around her barking :)

Shakula 04-12-2007 07:30 PM

Just take your dogs to Dr. Phil and he will solve your problems within minutes!

Steve Awesome 04-12-2007 07:32 PM

FYI, my dog only barked when I left. Any little sound set him off and it pissed off the neighbors. I'm sure the lemon spray collar would have been just as effective. My vet sold me the shock collar, so the idea that "all" vets think they don't work isn't true. It literally is like a static electricity shock. Startling, but that's it.

Steve_AmateurVideoCash 04-12-2007 07:52 PM

The estate next to mine, has like 10 fucking guard dogs. Lucky for me, its a popular person :)

Spunky 04-12-2007 08:33 PM

That's why I prefer my cat..dogs are great but too much effort.Obedience classes are a must


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