I need some Pornsumer/ASS buttons asap
 

Ok, I'm going to unidiot myself in this thread.

My site: http://www.adultsitesurfer.com

I've had this fantastic looking site if I do say so myself for the past 5 years, with great branding, a cool looking (although completely accidental) logo, I can feel the radiant heat from here...

What I'm lacking is some cool looking buttons, maybe even a banner. These are our arch nemesis.

So who wants to make me some? I need some for my new site too in signature..

How do we do this?

No designers out there?