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dropped9 04-08-2007 12:12 PM

So did Jesus really rise from the dead today?
 
It is easter... Do you think he really rose from the dead or is it all made up?

Did ST. Helena find his real cross and tomb?


One of these days I'm going to go over to that side of the world to check out all of the holy sites for myself.

TDF 04-08-2007 12:12 PM

i am jesus

dropped9 04-08-2007 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF (Post 12221897)
i am jesus

Jesus was white.

TDF 04-08-2007 12:14 PM

jesus had hair like wool and bronze skin...only us darkies have that

sumphatpimp 04-08-2007 12:16 PM

I am bored.
think I will install the Jesus dialer on thousands of surfers machines just to piss them off.
After all it is Easter.

dropped9 04-08-2007 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF (Post 12221902)
jesus had hair like wool and bronze skin...only us darkies have that

Lies! All lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He was whitey!

La Fawnduh 04-08-2007 12:21 PM

Jesus was dark skinned, but I like the pale boys. Any white boy want to hit this? :wetkiss

CaptainHowdy 04-08-2007 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless (Post 12221900)
Jesus was white.

LIES :mad: !!

BusterBunny 04-08-2007 01:02 PM

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2...sus_reason.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-08-2007 01:14 PM

Video proof on YouTube that Jesus is Alive.

Approximately 1 minute, so check it out...

ADG Webmaster

JFK 04-08-2007 01:44 PM

sorry, I slept in and missed it:disgust

GAMEFINEST 04-08-2007 02:22 PM

i dont know

StickyGreen 04-08-2007 02:26 PM

Last time I checked humans can't "rise from the dead." Maybe he was an exception though lol...

BusterBunny 04-08-2007 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12222073)
Video proof on YouTube that Jesus is Alive.

Approximately 1 minute, so check it out...

ADG Webmaster

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh like how he jsut runs shrek over

notabook 04-08-2007 02:29 PM

All you people saying Jesus was white are fucking insane, that n1gger was as black as coal:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7...ckjesusct2.jpg

pornguy 04-08-2007 02:33 PM

Jesus was 4'11 incehs tall, and had a hump on his back. He also had a twin brother.

He died, and was put in a tomb. They his brother took his place, and fufilled the teachings of his brother.

Scootermuze 04-08-2007 03:22 PM

I guess it depends on how you choose to interpret the Dead Sea Scrolls...

nikki99 04-08-2007 03:34 PM

of course he didn´t today, is a catholic thing all of this...

nikki99 04-08-2007 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 12222039)

like the Stryper song yes he is :thumbsup

aztecboi2003 04-08-2007 03:50 PM

And what about Mithra? A lot of similarities between him and Christ.

VicD 04-08-2007 04:08 PM

its all made up

donkevlar 04-08-2007 04:15 PM

http://hometown.aol.com/avisart/imag...20children.jpg


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