Today at breakfast my daughters asked me if I'd ever gotten a blowjob
 

I think they were just trying to get rid of me.

It worked. :(

How old are they?

15 and 17

"Yes. Now be quite and eat, you'll be late for school!"

so what did you say back?

or you just left right away? lol

:laughing- ...hahhha...What did you answer?

And what have you answered?:pimp

Ahhh old enough to know about it... too young to talk about it.. :1orglaugh

They were hitting on you, dumbass.


Hey, daddy, let's talk about blowjobs!
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Uh, no.
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Honestly, I was so embarrassed (one of their friends was also present) I just got up without saying a word and took my food into my study. I don't think they meant to upset me. They seemed sorta shocked by my reaction. Maybe this was their attempt at being "cool" and "adult" with dad. But WTF?!

ah, a friend was there...it was probbly a dare

can't blame ya that is a awkward moment

LMFAO! Can't even imagine.

Wonder if either has given a BJ?

Do they know you work in the adult biz?

Whens the 17 year olds bday? ;)

No. They think i'm a programmer.

My own personal answer... And it works great...


"How do you think your mom got her tile floor in the kitchen and dining room?"

your daughters are growing up and are gigling and daring each other to give blowjobs... at this stage they think its cool....


i pray to lord ill have sons

Well, at least now you know what you're getting for Father's Day.

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I think as you've said they just wanted to be cool for that friend who was at the breakfast with you :) But you shouldn't have got embarrassed, next time turn it into a joke:) ...lol... I guess soon they'll be asking you more serious questions :)

OMFG that is so wrong yet so damn funny.

where is Franck when you need him.

this is why I hope I have boys.

i second that :1orglaugh

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They probably already given blow jobs... maybe you should have a talk.

This is why boys are soooo much easier to raise...

That's a definite "Go ask your Mom" moment... :winkwink: :1orglaugh

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jeez, no morals?

I've had a blowjob from a 17 year old and she was very good... What's your point?

The 15 year old needs to go back to her breakfast tho ... erk!

It was a setup.

Keep your eyes on that friend of theirs, or she'll surprise you in the middle of the night ;)

Eek, I read reaction as erection.

i would have responded " YES, and it was DeLICIOUS "

Your reaction is perfect. Gotta keep that line.

Yes... the only thing you need to teach them is NOT go get the girls pregnant

Dude, go talk to your daughters.

Ask them what they know about it. Ask them WHY they are asking you such questions and if they've spoken to their mom about it yet. If you or their mom haven't had THE TALK(s) with them ... it's obviously time.

Seriously, I bet it was totally uncomfortable but BUCK UP and be a FATHER - talk to them openly and see where their minds are with this. If you can't do it then have a talk with their mom and at least have her deal with it.

They are doing or are about to do whatever they want anyway but open up the communication and be their father instead of some uncomfortable guy they embarassed out of the room.

.. and I'd be more concerned about the 15 yr old and your 17 yr old and HER FRIEND's influence on her.

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hehe.. *splutter" *lol*

I would have had just "I have no idea what that is".

Good luck.

HAHA. Best answer.

Better than having your teenage son asking if you've ever GIVEN one... (not that there's anything wrong with that)... :)

" so daddy have you ever gotten a blow job?"
"well hunny, you know why your moms lips are all sticky and her breath smells like shit when she kisses you good night?"
":ugone2far "

I know JUST what you are going through with all of the questions !:Oh crap

Our oldest son is 16 and I gave him his first box of condoms the other night because we caught him sneaking out:mad:
It was horrifying :( :helpme

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best answer!

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dont be such a tight ass lame parent, talk to your kids about sex.

relax, its just sex!

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I would've replied;
"no, if I had gotten a blowjob, I wouldn't have you foul mouth fucking kids to support"

Lol.......