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will76 04-05-2007 07:18 PM

What is a christian ?
 
im waiting for Donny to tell me.

pornmasta 04-05-2007 07:19 PM

hm i dunno

aico 04-05-2007 08:24 PM

usually one or more of the following:

1) poor
2) alcoholic
3) drug addict
4) divorced
5) Child molester

BoyAlley 04-05-2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12205175)
usually one or more of the following:

1) poor
2) alcoholic
3) drug addict
4) divorced


You forgot to put child molester on the list. Gotta add child molester so that the Catholics are covered by your list too :2 cents:

stickyfingerz 04-05-2007 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12205184)

You forgot to put child molester on the list. Gotta add child molester so that the Catholics are covered by your list too :2 cents:

I dont put Catholics in the Christian box personally...

aico 04-05-2007 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12205196)
I dont put Catholics in the Christian box personally...

too late

porno jew 04-05-2007 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12205196)
I dont put Catholics in the Christian box personally...

who do catholics worship then, SATAN? this was one of the dumbest comments here tonight. :2 cents:

stickyfingerz 04-05-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12205209)
who do catholics worship then, SATAN? this was one of the dumbest comments here tonight. :2 cents:

You obviously dont know much about Catholic doctrine. Those that are Christians and not Catholics know what I mean. Its kind of like the guy in adult that gives the industry a bad name for whatever reason.

J. Falcon 04-05-2007 08:40 PM

ask Bush

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-05-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12205209)
who do catholics worship then, SATAN? this was one of the dumbest comments here tonight. :2 cents:

They worship saints... Chistians worship Jesus :winkwink:

stickyfingerz 04-05-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12205243)
They worship saints... Chistians worship Jesus :winkwink:

They pray to Mary for one thing.. lol

aico 04-05-2007 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 12205236)
ask Bush

Please, Bush only said he was born again to get the silly sheep votes, which worked. He's about as Christian as Aleister Crowley.

Nodtveidt 04-05-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12205251)
Please, Bush only said he was born again to get the silly sheep votes, which worked. He's about as Christian as Aleister Crowley.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

By definition, a Christian is a person who is Christ-like. By this definition, less than 0.1% of all modern-day "Christians" are truly Christian at all. Roman Catholics are indeed Christian, despite what followers of Protestant religions want to believe. Catholics existed long before any Protestants, and aside from Orthodox Christians, are generally considered the "original Christians". However, despite the fact that I am an admitted Levayist (in part, not 100%), my wife tells me that I act too Christian sometimes...such as helping people who don't deserve it, which is in direct violation of the rules of Levayism, which says to never help people who are undeserving.

Splum 04-05-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 12204845)
What is a christian?

Oh about 80% of Americans

Tempest 04-05-2007 09:02 PM

They're sinners just like the rest of us.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-05-2007 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12205249)
They pray to Mary for one thing.. lol

Hey, I tried... I am far from a bible thumper :winkwink:

stickyfingerz 04-05-2007 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nodtveidt (Post 12205283)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

By definition, a Christian is a person who is Christ-like. By this definition, less than 0.1% of all modern-day "Christians" are truly Christian at all. Roman Catholics are indeed Christian, despite what followers of Protestant religions want to believe. Catholics existed long before any Protestants, and aside from Orthodox Christians, are generally considered the "original Christians". However, despite the fact that I am an admitted Levayist (in part, not 100%), my wife tells me that I act too Christian sometimes...such as helping people who don't deserve it, which is in direct violation of the rules of Levayism, which says to never help people who are undeserving.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...anches.svg.png

LikeTheLiquor 04-05-2007 10:07 PM

Here it comes...i can't wait to see this

2012 04-05-2007 10:18 PM

bong hits for jesus !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12205175)
usually one or more of the following:

1) poor
2) alcoholic
3) drug addict
4) divorced
5) Child molester

you forgot convicts, ... prison is a great place to find the lord.

If he came back to earth today most "Christians" would crucify him all over again ...

I guess it's better then being a Jehovah's Witness(Russellite) ...

Happy Easter

LikeTheLiquor 04-05-2007 10:21 PM

Happy Easter

LikeTheLiquor 04-05-2007 10:58 PM

I am ashamed to have watched that for the entire 60 mins

Porn Farmer 04-06-2007 12:20 AM

A christian is a hypocrite.

Sarah_Jayne 04-06-2007 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12205196)
I dont put Catholics in the Christian box personally...

Well seeing as Catholics are Christian that is a bit dumb.

Sarah_Jayne 04-06-2007 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 12205314)
They're sinners just like the rest of us.

and most of the non-insane Christians I know will fully admit that

Sarah_Jayne 04-06-2007 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 12205626)

I guess it's better then being a Jehovah's Witness(Russellite) ...

Happy Easter


Who are also Christians.

SomeCreep 04-06-2007 01:46 AM

One who subscribes to the religion of Christianity.

hzoltan 04-06-2007 03:18 AM

Christian (Bale) :1orglaugh
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...ian-bale-2.JPG

Sarah_Jayne 04-06-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by hzoltan (Post 12206811)

He looks a lot like Keaton there.

Anway, if he was what Christianity was about there would be a lot more of us willing to get on our knees.

CDSmith 04-06-2007 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12205249)
They pray to Mary for one thing.. lol

http://members.shaw.ca/graphx/pics/hailmary.jpg


I'm thinking of switching to catholicism.


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