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Angelo22 04-05-2007 04:28 PM

Woman saved by shit
 
Wed Apr 4, 10:33 AM ET

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.
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The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang.

LilBro 04-05-2007 04:29 PM

shit happens

mattz 04-05-2007 04:29 PM

wow, well isnt that nice

Just_Dave 04-05-2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilBro (Post 12203849)
shit happens

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MOxxx 04-05-2007 04:32 PM

well..is this interesting?

Voodoo 04-05-2007 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilBro (Post 12203849)
shit happens

Damn, beat me to it!

lorine 04-07-2007 08:11 AM

This is new,saved by...excrements ? we are all living in one big twisted world :)

Big_Red 04-07-2007 08:18 AM

The poo Gods were kind......

ichauch 04-07-2007 08:34 AM

Must be a nice neighborhood where she lives in...

Enema 04-07-2007 08:47 AM

If it was Japan I would have said she jumped on purpose ;)

nico-t 04-07-2007 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enema (Post 12214084)
If it was Japan I would have said she jumped on purpose ;)

:1orglaugh

EBORG9 04-07-2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Red (Post 12213901)
The poo Gods were kind......

Mr Hanky, The Patron Saint of Poo. "Hiedi Ho!"

az_bobby 04-07-2007 10:22 AM

wow thinking about dying in a pile of shit instead of being saved by one

GAMEFINEST 04-07-2007 11:18 AM

shiiiet is the shiiiiiet

VeriSexy 04-07-2007 12:50 PM

oh shit :)

Musson 04-07-2007 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by az_bobby (Post 12214671)
wow thinking about dying in a pile of shit instead of being saved by one

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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