Freaky...... Serious
 

I'm in the office and I can smell food cooking - I am sure there is nobody here, the people with keys are in Hull or Romania.

There are no lights on downstairs when I look down the stairwell.

I know I live in a bad area but even the burglars don't normally cook themselves dinner before they leave.

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Oh for fuck sakes - my mother got the train back after an argument and I live closest to the station.

That really spooked me.

I had a full pumpkin pie in the fridge the other day... I had no one over at my house and one morning a small slice was missing.

Looks like ghosts have found a way to eat.

Do you smell burnt toast?

No, it turned out to be burnt "Caramelised Onion and Goats Cheese tarts".

fuck it, if i was a burgler, mine as well cook up some food

hahaha.. that's awesome :)