PornoPat, I owe you and apology!
 

Pat! I didn't have any way to get a hold of you at the show, so after we got separated I did not ditch you. If you ask the Dating Gold and Waat guys who were sitting near the elevators I was seriously looking for you.

(Help me out guys, you saw me looking for him):1orglaugh

So meet me in Amsterdam at the end of the month and we'll do a whole day at the spa:thumbsup

Damn so ya did ditch pat :(









J/K

pat rocks!

Yeah, pet rocks...

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pat is a good guy....got lots of sun like me at the show

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I missed you too Pat. We will hook up next time for sure.

I feel so bad! I was so excited to see Pat at the show, especially since it was a last minute decision on his part and then I never got to spend any time with him. So the last day I recruited him to come with me for a pedicure, he was going back to his room to drop off some things and I needed to find some folks. We were supposed to rendezvous at the elevator in the lobby but of course it took "girl time" to get there which I think translates into about 15 min per 1 real min.

Don't believe her Pat! She told me she didn't want to find you because you wanted to steal her panties, and she wasn't wearing any :1orglaugh :winkwink:

(Pat will get this joke)

I was wearing em... just on my head.

i think these kind of things happens at the shows... you were supposed to hang out with someone or at least chat more, you turned around and boom you lost them! am i right?

Haha awesome!

So Jenni am I getting this right? Are you giving him a pedicure and foot massage yourself to make up for it? :thumbsup

OH HECK NO! I don't even like touching my own feet. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ah dont feel bad! Actually it was my mistake....
Here is what happened 30 seconds after you left:

Pornopat : Ah there you are again. Lets go!
Mrs X : Who are you?
Pornopat : Yeah nice. First you dont spend anytime at all with me and then you forgot my name...
Mrs X : I am sorry?
Pornopat : That sounds so much better Jenni...lets go!
Mrs X : Jenni? Ah I get it...I am not Jen...
Pornopat : Like stop playing games now and lets go allready before I smack the shit out of you?
Mrs X : Please dont hurt me...I do what ever you want...
Pornopat : I know you will Jenni! *winks*
Mrs X : I am not Jenni...I am Porngi...
Pornopat drags mrs X to a taxi and forces her to enter...
Mrs X....What are you doing? I really dont like it...I am not Jenni..
Pornopat : Whatever. Lets go for a pedicure.
Mrs X : You are a strange guy but uhm...ok
Pornopat and Mrs X both get a pedicure
Pornopat : Oh Jenni your feet look so good...
Mrs X : But I am not Jenni....I am P...
Pornopat : Oh my there we go again. Stop playing Jenni.
Pornopat runs his hands over Mrs X leg...
Pornopat : You know Jenni...I have been looking forward for some time alone with you..away from all the others...
Mrs X...I told you..I am not Jenni..
Pornopat kisses Jenni in a very sensual way
Mrs X...Oh I am SO jenni...Kiss me again!

http://www.freepornofreeporn.com/pat/gfy/JenniMe.JPG



Disclaimer : This story is not based on actual persons and may hurt the truth now and then. Actually...I was drunk and must have wondered off. I only learned later that you were looking for me...sorry! :Oh crap

Mike! Sorry to hear you could not make it. I talked to one of your guys though and had a nice dinner. Thanks!

Gerard I was at the dinner thing but only had a small bite. I came late and left fast...I did talk to one of the webair guys there! Lets talk some more another time. :)

Oh man...we were so drunk...Hunting for panties at 5am on some campus...Borat Style
*I have come to your country to steal the panties of collegegirls. This has been a dream of me all my life. Where do you hide your panties?*
Still cant believe that the only girl there turned down a 200$ offer.
Nice to finally meet you man!

In that case, I will neither confirm nor deny the previous historical account:thumbsup

I'm glad you're not miffed, I really did feel bad, had people looking for you and everything:winkwink: and the biz card I had for you didn't list a phone number so I had no way of contacting you.

I retract my invite to spa with me in Amsterdam. I changed my mind. I've decided that we're gonna have to spa in... Curacao!!!

(yes, I just invited myself, you don't mind if I bring my 13 children and a few pets, do you? They're all farm animals so they can just stay in the yard)

Nice hanging man!
:thumbsup

You 've got it! A Spa here on the island. And offcourse you can bring your sisters! no problem dahling!