Public Apology
 

At 1 of the parties in Miami.....the one in the Solid Gold Strip Club.
I got a bit drunk.....just a bit....and while being in this state I was
told that I haven't behaved very well....

It seems that I have been screaming to people.....while they had
a lapdance to stick their finger up the girls ass.....and there was
also the shouting upfront at the stage.....where I repeatedly
screamed....and I "Quote":

Hey Bitch...I want to look in your Asshole....

I fell asleep during a lapdance....which must have pissed the girl
off.....thinking she was that boring.

And I had a small incident with the toilet guy who tried to ripp me
off. I payed him 20 bucks....told him to give me back 18...all of a
sudden he replied and I can't change.....while keeping the 20
thinking that I was too pissed to notice.....now that was a mistake.

I threw him on the sink and smashed his head against the mirror
while asking him gently to give me back my 20 bucks......which he
did.....5 minutes later I was friendly requested to leave the club.

So if you are 1 of the guys I have horrased this night.....please
accept my apologies.... As you all can imagine I have no memory of all this.
LocalG you were 1 of the guys....I'm sorry
man....Terababes and Mad Dog....I don't know if I horrased you
but I know you have spotted me while being totally pissed.
I'll try to be a good boy in Vegas!

DynaMite :thumbsup

Can't take you anywhere. :winkwink:

Sounds like you had a pretty fucking good time!

I am going to have to go to one of these big shows, people eating bad seafood and almost dying, ppl kicking the shit out of the guy in the bathroom.

I wish i could have been there to see you ;)

I hate when I get that shitfaced. :mad:

apologize?...sounds like you had the best time of anybody...whoopin ass needs no remorse!

Funny ... i say that to my mom all the time ...

I do that all the time :thumbsup

I say that to your mom too ;)

:disgust Should not mix your drinks... stick to just
beer, then you're pissing too much to get good and
drunk.

sounds like a good time to me

Dyna you might want to look up 'alcohol (ic) blackout' and sit down to do some serious thinking. :warning

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You were 100% good entertainement to me. You had me luaghing my ass off. So no need to appoligize to me man . i had a ball that night :thumbsup

I wanna hangout with dynaspain in vegas!

Heh your new found fame, you do know now everyone will be offering you drinks at the new show.... :P

Alcohol does weird things.

Apology accepted homie.

I was there fairly early (about 12am), and you were drunk and happy, but perfectly nice to me. So no worries about me, man. :)

Mad Dog

atleast you did the right thing with the bathroom guy, never take shit from people that try to rip you off when your shitfaced. :thumbsup

Thanks for all the cool replies....I was worried a bit that I might
have done some weird things....like I did to a couple of people
inside that would stand in my line of sight.....According to my
friends.....I used the line:

Hello Friend.......FUCK OFF! To get them to move :Graucho

DynaMite

Sounds like you are a class act.

Ever seen what bored bouncers can do to obnoxious drunks in a club?

hehehe...Ever seen what Drunk DynaMite can do to brave bouncers? :winkwink:

DynaMite

hey dyno you must be bullshittin, cuz we got into a tisk with the bouncers and they were some big, mean italian mother fuckers, and they were very NOT nice.... =)

sounds like a 9th step to me ... :thumbsup

Who said I was in a fight with bouncers? Not me...but when I'm
drunk and do get into a fight....glass ashtrays and an insane wild
motherfucker like me can do some damage too :1orglaugh

No matter how big they are.....at least I'll do some damage before
they knock me out :winkwink:

Nice to meet you man....I had a great time

DynaMite