Keith Richards Snorted His Father Ashes
 

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The Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Keith Richards has been known to snort illegal substances before, but none of them mount up to this.

The 63-year-old guitarist from the Rolling Stones mixed his father's ashes with cocaine and has snorted it.

Richards said, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father." His father, Bert, had died in 2002 at the age of 84.

source: http://story.news.ask.com

:1orglaugh

Note to self...add Keith to my Dead Pool...

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Expect timelines ;-)

Indeed.

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oh no.....

old news? :(

it's been in the internet for over 15 minutes, so.. yes

wow!!!!!

damn! :(

i had never heard of it.. guess i am right there with you in 1939. :)

Sorry, Ozzy wins with the fire ants.

what a fucking moron! 'nuff said

FYI-- he April Fools'ed your ass.

SB

Oh my god!!! He looks horrible

I won't do that:(

I wonder if his dad left a bad taste in the back of his throat, and kept him up all night talking shit?.....................:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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yeahhhhh..... you can't stop Keith Richards

SB

From 2004 news report:

Study Shows Keith Richards 'Should Have Died In 1996'

Keith Richards should have died eight years ago, according to a health expert.

The 60-year-old Rolling Stone has outlived all expectations and "eluded death" after years of hard living, claims an American gerontologist.

David Demko investigated the lifestyles of music's biggest names and predicted their death dates in a survey entitled When will Your Favourite Rock star die? for US music magazine Blender.

Speaking about Richards, Demko: "He should have passed away at 52. I'm not sure how he does it but he defies all conventional wisdom. Eighty per cent of the factors that control how long you live are related to your lifestyle not genes."

The guitarist admitted on his 60th birthday last year: "There are a lot of people who never thought I'd make it this far."

Among his other predictions, Demko concluded that Ozzy Osborne will die in 2013 aged 65, Whitney Houston, 40, will only make it to 59 and Michael Jackson, 45, will die at the age of 76.

But Sting fares rather better in the life expectancy list. According to Demko's calculation, he should live to the age of 93.

Might be old news to some, but the news media is just now reporting on this.

I heard this for the first time on the radio (news broadcast) yesterday, so you timeline jokers may want to find a better thread for your funny pics.


Btw, that 'hitler invades poland -- you are here' pic is priceless. :D