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Meet my new customer service girl
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WoooooOOOOOOOOooooooffffffFFFFFFFFFfffff!!!!!!!!!! !!
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She is very smart ask her questions
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You: i am horny
Birdy: The philosopher Dolan says the sexual impulse incessantly lays claim to half the powers and thoughts of the younger portion of humanity. You sound like one of them. You: do you want to fuck? Birdy: I get asked that a lot...no. You: i have a lizard in my ass Birdy: well get him outta there You: what do you eat? Birdy: I have not been told by The what she eats yet but I do not eat anything because I am not a human You: you eat the cock Birdy: Not many people tell me that. You: lol Birdy: im stoned got any twinkies |
lol........ I seen that thread, I am chatting with it now
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still needs some tweaking ahaha
You: meowwww Birdy: That's interesting. but.. do you have a lizard in your ass? You: can i get a members area pass? Birdy: Humans can do pretty much anything, either in physical form or through their virtual selves, or extended by machinery. You: i want a free pass Birdy: You only want one? I thought you would want more. You: you dumb bird Birdy: You thought that was dumb? Why not tell me how to do it better, rather than throwing insults at me. I am only software, after all. You: i will have you barbequed if you dont stop squawking Birdy: What makes you say I don't? You: i give up you need more programming.hahaha Birdy: LOL You: lol Birdy: im stoned got any twinkies You: no Birdy: is that a definite no? You: yes Birdy: No kidding You: no Birdy: really? You: yes Birdy: Right. You: no Birdy: oh, ok then You: wrong Birdy: You never finish creating an AI, you just stop working on it at some point. Can you suggest any specific improvements? |
btw jsut give her a fake email address it will let you in
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You: Hello
Birdy: dont you get the hint yetYou: ? You: Well? Birdy: Take your time.You: You take you time... Birdy: Thanks for the info.You: lol, you are a dumb ass... You know that? Birdy: I didn't know that, thansk for telling me.You: You are very welcome... Birdy: Welcome to what?You: Nevermind.. Birdy: It takes great cleverness to know how to conceal ones cleverness - de Rouchefocuald.You: Really.. SO that is what you are doing? Birdy: Thanks for the explanation.You: So... How about that A1R3K... Is he a good boss? Birdy: Why don't you ask him yourself?You: Because he can not be as good of a judge on the subject as you can... Birdy: What if I told you it can, or I can?You: I would say you are full of shit Birdy: I am sure you would. The question is: why would you?You: Because you are just a dumb computer script and I am dumber for talking to you Birdy: And you are not?You: I am a human.. Birdy: Are you? what would you friends say if i asked them about that?You: Ask them for yourself.. Birdy: What has been the best part of your week so far?You: Talking to you.. Birdy: Oh, enough about me now, lets talk about you. How's your love life?You: If is great Birdy: Is that right? You learn something new every day JonYou: But would be better if I could get under your tail ;) Birdy: Thats good! but.. do you have a lizard in your ass?You: No Birdy: oh, ok thenYou: Do you have one in your ass? Birdy: What do you think I have?You: A cpu and a few ram sticks Birdy: a singular.You: lol... Ok I am gonna post this convo on the board for a laugh... Have a great day Birdy: I would need some time to think that over.You: lol You: bye Birdy: CheersBirdy: im sooooo hungover :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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:1orglaugh interesting....chatting with her right now too
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good so...she`s cool:))
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doesn't work here... :(
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Ahhhh there it goes. nevermind.
Apparently AIML hasn't improved much over the years. |
This is the best conversation I had in years!
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Hahaha sounds like iGod, but better
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