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I found this blog post and thought I would share. The Cliff notes version is below, just change the urchin code and domain then slap it on your submitted galleries :)

Code:

<?php

error_reporting(E_ALL ^ E_NOTICE);

$var_utmac='UA-34000-1'; //enter the new urchin code

$var_utmhn='yourdomain.com'; //enter your domain

$var_utmn=rand(1000000000,9999999999);//random request number

$var_cookie=rand(10000000,99999999);//random cookie number

$var_random=rand(1000000000,2147483647); //number under 2147483647

$var_today=time(); //today

$var_referer=$_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']; //referer url



$var_uservar='-'; //enter your own user defined variable

$var_utmp='/rss/'.$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; //this example adds a fake page request to the (fake) rss directory (the viewer IP to check for absolute unique RSS readers)



$urchinUrl='http://www.google-analytics.com/__utm.gif?utmwv=1&utmn='.$var_utmn.'&utmsr=-&utmsc=-&utmul=-&utmje=0&utmfl=-&utmdt=-&utmhn='.$var_utmhn.'&utmr='.$var_referer.'&utmp='.$var_utmp.'&utmac='.$var_utmac.'&utmcc=__utma%3D'.$var_cookie.'.'.$var_random.'.'.$var_today.'.'.$var_today.'.'.$var_today.'.2%3B%2B__utmb%3D'.$var_cookie.'%3B%2B__utmc%3D'.$var_cookie.'%3B%2B__utmz%3D'.$var_cookie.'.'.$var_today.'.2.2.utmccn%3D(direct)%7Cutmcsr%3D(direct)%7Cutmcmd%3D(none)%3B%2B__utmv%3D'.$var_cookie.'.'.$var_uservar.'%3B';

 

$handle = fopen ($urchinUrl, "r");

$test = fgets($handle);

fclose($handle);

?>