Yo, check out the pretty flowers on this tree Imma cut the fuck down.
 

Too much pollen, it must die.

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That picture makes me feel like I have to sneeze.

Dig it up and bring it to my house. I need a tree in my front yard.

Riggggghhhhhhttttttt.



You want it, come get it. You know where I live.

But I don't know how to shovel, Jim.

I don't shovel.

I stand there and look helpless until someone shovels for me.

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It might be too big for my yard anyhow. I need something small, because I want to plant it closer to my driveway, and I don't want the roots fucking up the concrete.

i thought i was the only one :Oh crap

It's 30 feet tall. LOL

allergies suck get yourself some claritan or zyrtec that should clear you up and you won't have to cut down the tree, is that a cherry blossom?

Put up an ad on craigslist offer it free to whoever wants to come and take it . Bet you'd get some response there.

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Much easier than cutting and/or digging :thumbsup

Definetly too big then.

But thanks for offering to dig it up, haul it down here, and replant it for me. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Actually that is not that bad of an idea. There are places that will buy a tree off you. Might want to look into that.

Don't give him any ideas.. remember this is JTF he will likely burn down his house. But if you try it JTF make sure you video tape it. :1orglaugh