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fetishblog 03-29-2007 08:15 PM

US Dept. of Homeland Security Classifies TRON as "Sensitive"
 
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BURBANK, CA - Reports are emerging from members of the movie industry that the Department of Homeland Security has designated the 1982 film TRON as "sensitive", and ordered Walt Disney Studios to turn over all copies of the film in its posession. Retailers are also receiving notices to remove all copies of the film from stock shelves and turn them over to Federal officials. The reports have industry insiders bewildered and outraged.
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2007/3/28/132751/380

Doctor Dre 03-29-2007 08:25 PM

The censorship part of the plan is gonna start slowly.

Tempest 03-29-2007 08:30 PM

Nice to see those tax dollars at work.

Boobzooka 03-29-2007 08:30 PM

First they came for the Mooninites ... Then they came for Tron ...

tical 03-29-2007 08:34 PM

wtf is in tron that makes it so sensitive?

MerlinK 03-29-2007 08:40 PM

official concern reportedly centers around a portion of the movie's live-action sequence which was filmed at Shiva, a nuclear fusion research facility created at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. Constructed in 1977 for research into generating fusion energy, Shiva used a battery of enormous lasers to smash tiny pellets of deuterium and tritium. It was hoped the resulting compression and shockwave would illustrate how to trigger fusion in the materials.

The facility was dismantled in 1981 after experiments were completed and its successor, Shiva/Nova, was built. However, as a government funded nuclear research program, it is subject to comprehensive national security guidelines, and it is this point that seems to have gotten the film into trouble.

"They said the [Shiva] scenes contained sensitive nuclear information," said a Disney employee tasked with locating copies of the film in the studio's archives. "I mean, the film's been out for 25 years. All of a sudden, there's something wrong with it? It's silly."

Pleasurepays 03-29-2007 08:41 PM

More breaking news - Everythings not a conspiracy.

Compdoctor 03-29-2007 08:41 PM

thats our tax dollars at work

V_RocKs 03-29-2007 08:44 PM

My sig is all the conspiracy you will ever need!

dynastoned 03-29-2007 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12167807)
More breaking news - Everythings not a conspiracy.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KrisKross 03-29-2007 08:59 PM

It's posted in k5's fiction section. Not too credible...

Splum 03-29-2007 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 12167772)
Nice to see those tax dollars at work.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...rry_sucker.jpg

GatorB 03-29-2007 09:36 PM

A little early for April Fools isn't it?

crockett 03-29-2007 09:42 PM

I read it on the internets, it must be true...

Mr Pheer 03-29-2007 10:09 PM

I'll never fuckin give up my copy of Tron!!!

notabook 03-30-2007 01:05 AM

It's all because of this guy:

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/338/finaloffflp5.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 03-30-2007 04:26 AM

Think they have seen War Games?

LadyMischief 03-30-2007 04:28 AM

Probably some dept of homeland security asshole who was pissed off Tron bumped his soap operas on primetime or something :P

cranki 03-30-2007 04:31 AM

http://www.counterpoint-music.com/sp...yinamerica.jpg

rowan 03-30-2007 04:46 AM

Gotta be satire. There's no way you could recall all physical copies of a movie - including consumer VHS and DVDs - that has been out for 25 years. :1orglaugh

onlymovies 03-30-2007 05:07 AM

loved that movie! I wonder when they'll do a remake of it. Imagine Tron with todays technology and special effects.....be interesting.


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