I'm Such an Ass ... Tanning Bed Gone wrong ( sorry no pics )
 

I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up :Oh crap I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..:disgust

I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?

you fell asleep?

damnnnnnnn.

having worked for a company that owns beds, i'd say 9 minutes hsouldnt have done that to you unless the bulbs were brand new. normally crispy will do ya around 12 min. i guess it depends on the bed and you're pretty fair skinned so i guess any variable is possible.

ouch, that sucks

Ya you never want to do 9 mins in a normal bed for the first time. Gotta work upto it. I do 12 mins in the Matrix bed which is really filtered none of the bad rays in it. Lotion lotion lotion Mike. I wish I could get to see your manlines, but I had to cancel going last minute.. Sticky isnt happy.. :(

Here in Phoenix, we don't need tanning beds! Sorry to here about the burn though! That sucks! Bring your sunscreen to Phoenix! It's going to be a warm one! Enjoy your time here! Should be lots of FUN! :)

This was a brand new looking stand up one .. it was pretty nice for the most part. It had a nice breeze that went up from the floor to the ceiling . the bulbs were bright as hell and there was an extra set on the front about chest/face height . that's were i burnt the most . My chest is fucking fried :helpme

o god. google; sun burns remedy ?

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Coulda been worse - at least now Juicy can rub some lotion on you...

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Stock up on the Advil. It will help.

ouch.. that sucks ass man.

Tanning beds are for women and queers.

that sucks mikey, ill make sure to smack you on the back when i see you at the airport ;)

i thought tanning beds were just for the hoes?

What the hell are you doing with bikini briefs anyways?!? Sucks for you. Phx will be nice when you get here.

Sucks... use vitamin e

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