I'm thinking about getting married.
 

Clearly I am delusional. I've been down the marriage road before.

I hope I can count on you guys to talk me out of this.

Alll it takes is a phone call.

Dude seriously let me talk to you about how much the divorce i'm getting is costing and how it is worth every penny. See you in 2 days bro.

Don't do it, unless you like to give most of your money away, what is wrong with just staying a couple for a few years and see if it works?

Men before marriage:

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Find someone you truly cannot stand and give her half your money. It will be much easier than marriage and you get the same result.

Sometimes being gay and not being allowed to get married is really a good thing

I thought my answer, NO was clear?? :pimp

Oh no, don't repeat my mistake!

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I say if you love the lady and it feels right, go for it :thumbsup

you are a fool!!

says a married guy

I'm considering asking you, Stuart, and baddog to be in the wedding.

Chad can be the flower girl.

Probably your best post ever.

talk you OUT of it. I think you are doing that just fine for yourself!!

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If you have to think about it and even make this thread, probably not a good decision.

disclaimer: this is not a flame, honest. :1orglaugh

why would we want to talk you out of it?
its your life, if you want to fuck it up go ahead.
the really fun part is you say you done this before?
thats funny!
LMAO

Yep, done it before. But I was young and stoopud.

Now I'm older and foolish. BIG difference.

What's the fellow's name? :)

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yep.

i'll stay with pic one please.

forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Headless is a great guy, I think you should accept his proposal.

HAHAHA thats good cause the last 2 I was invited to be in I talked the guys out of before it was to late. So far I have only not been able to talk out one of my friends.

aaron, we talked about this years ago

looks like our roles are reversed here ;)

call me when you land

Just buy her a house and move on.

His name is billywatson. He's a great cock sucker and takes it in the ass like a champ. :thumbsup

Indeed we did and it would appear that they are. :1orglaugh

I'll be calling you sooner than that. :winkwink:

I really like your girlie. And I know you two have been friends way longer than you have dated. I say think seriously about it.

She's always amazing. The best thing to ever happen to you and a real treat to be around and with.

As soon as the ring goes on she turns into a fat lazy worthless bitch hellbent on sucking your money out of you and making you miserable.

9/10 men would agree.

Go for it! I'm getting married next week!

I don't want to be the only sucker!

Marriage is a beautiful thing if done correctly.....

Just be sure you make each other laugh. Otherwise you're in for a life of pain or alimony payments.

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No one asked you about your marriage.

Anyway Aaron, my first thought was that you really could use some talking to, as most people who know you would think that you really shouldn't "settle down", so to speak.

But then I got to thinking, and I think most who REALLY know you, would think that it really would be something that would be good on you.

Just be very sure that you know what you've got, what you will have and which parts of each are perception vs reality. :winkwink:

And no monthly alimony payments afterwards either :thumbsup

Marriage is for idiots and women who want instant money for the rest of their lives. If you are either of those, go for it, otherwise, bad idea.

So the midget said yes.... Congrads bro :thumbsup

Yeah, that about sums it up ? and I'm one of the lucky ones!

I would have to agree with this statement.

I'm glad that you've found someone that you are even considering to marry Aaron :)

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Don't do it unless you really feel that this is the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with. :winkwink:

AaronM my friend - I can't think of anyone more deserving of a good woman than you. She should be honored to have a smart and (though some would disagree) sensitive man by her side. All the best and my hope for great happiness to both of you. Cheers.

if I felt like I wanted to spend the rest of my life with someone, I wouldn't need a legal contract to show it, and any relationship that needs a legal document to make it more meaningful is already a relationship that is lacking.

wtf so many lame posts in this thread

AaronM, you should be lucky if you can get married considering your weight (500 kg).

Don't do it....statistics say your most likely not going to make it! But if you decide to play the odds, best of luck to you and I wish you success!

Don't do it!

Did it work? lol I agree marriage takes a lot of work... but if you decide to do it.. best of luck hon..

Go for it!

Sheep. :glugglug

hahahahahahahahaha...good luck

pre-nup :)