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MrKinkade 03-27-2007 10:52 AM

Lets start DUMB CRIMINAL of the day i'll start
 
Bank Robber Makes Liquor Stop Before Getaway

The robber who held up a Wells Fargo branch last week was seen a few minutes later buying a bottle of liquor at a liquor store next door to the bank, said FBI special agent Paul McCabe.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Tim Harlow - Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. -- A man who robbed a Minneapolis bank made the liquor store his next stop, then went into a sandwich shop and finally made his getaway on a bus.

The robber who held up a Wells Fargo branch last week was seen a few minutes later buying a bottle of liquor at a liquor store next door to the bank, said FBI special agent Paul McCabe.

The bank robber, who was alone, smelled of liquor and waived a silver handgun wrapped in a baseball cap when he handed a teller a note demanding money. He left the bank on foot with an undisclosed amount of cash and headed to the liquor store next door, the FBI said.

Witnesses said the robber also patronized a nearby sandwich shop before boarding a Metro Transit bus.

The FBI is looking for a black male who is approximately 35 years-old, 5 feet 9 inches tall, 200 pounds with a stocky build. When last seen, the robber was wearing a light-colored baseball cap, a navy or black windbreaker, black pants, white sneakers, glasses and had earrings in both ears.

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Copyright Scripps Howard News Service 2006

DWB 03-27-2007 10:54 AM

Some fucking people...

ADL Josh 03-27-2007 01:00 PM

apparently he's smarter than the fbi, there still searching for him:cool-as-a

daisyswank 03-27-2007 01:03 PM

that's just ridiculous

crockett 03-27-2007 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12156518)
apparently he's smarter than the fbi, there still searching for him:cool-as-a

lol I was thinking the same thing.. Seems he got his money, boos and a sandwich before making his getaway on public transport no less.. :1orglaugh

That guy deserves to get away..

Jimmy Rock 03-27-2007 01:52 PM

Yep, that's pretty fucking stupid

Scott McD 03-27-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKinkade (Post 12155747)
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. -- A man who robbed a Minneapolis bank made the liquor store his next stop, then went into a sandwich shop and finally made his getaway on a bus.

What a pro.

The fact they are still looking for him though says it all... :helpme

LittleSassy 03-27-2007 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12156518)
apparently he's smarter than the fbi, there still searching for him:cool-as-a

:1orglaugh yea...i thought the fbi would've got him by then on the liquor store. He walked away without a fuss

EBORG9 03-27-2007 04:08 PM

That description is even more hilarious...except for the earings, that's every black man I know.
No wonder when I get pulled over, no matter what state I'm in, they always say, "We pulled you over because you fit the description of a suspect that was last seen in the area.."

soulbleed 03-27-2007 04:12 PM

the fbi would be the dumb ones in that case.

fris 03-27-2007 04:17 PM

getaway in a taxi is the best, or robbing a variety store and leaving your wallet at the scene


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