Would you be stunned if a doc told you you had cancer?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    Would you be stunned if a doc told you you had cancer?

    I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?"


    What about you?
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    • polish_aristocrat
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      • Jul 2002
      • 40377
      #2
      Originally posted by DarkJedi
      I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?"
      yeah, sure
      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
          • 28301
          #3
          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
          yeah, sure
          I shit you not.


          The chances are, living in modern society with all its chemicals and pollution, you are more likely than not to die painfully from cancer.

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            • scottybuzz
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              • May 2006
              • 14799
              #4
              well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society.
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                • directfiesta
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 30148
                  #5
                  no

                  .........
                  I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                  But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                    • Rhesus
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 2009
                      #6
                      Why act so much like a retard?

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                        • Danny B
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 4423
                          #7
                          Well, that depends on your lifestyle.

                          I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy.
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                            • DarkJedi
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 28301
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rhesus
                              Why act so much like a retard?
                              I don't know. Why do you ?

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                                • DarkJedi
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Danny B
                                  Well, that depends on your lifestyle.

                                  I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy.
                                  Hmm makes sense..

                                  Coughing up blood and half a lung that makes one seek out a doctor....pretty much why would one be surprised? Same thing if you cannot take a shit, and when you do, it is tarry, stinky and blood gushes along with the excrement...not too surprising.

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                                    • WarChild
                                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 17263
                                      #10
                                      Smoked for 15 years, wouldn't be too surprised.

                                      I think your "more likely than not" is a little off though.
                                      .

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                                        • Jakke PNG
                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                          • Nov 2001
                                          • 20306
                                          #11
                                          Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark.
                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                            • Fletch XXX
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                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 60840
                                              #12
                                              Cancer: one of my main reasons I stopped eating meat.

                                              Been veg for awhile and lovin it.

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                                                • czarina
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 10751
                                                  #13
                                                  yes, it would be really hard to accept, mostly because I have a little son

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                                                    • Rhesus
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                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 2009
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                      Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark.
                                                      The risk is a lot higher among people from lower socio-economic classes, who also tend to practise a more devastating lifestyle, such as being obese, smoking. Virtually all of the 'big killers' are significantly more prevalent in 'poorer' people - that is, in western society.

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                                                        • scottybuzz
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 14799
                                                          #15
                                                          anway im off cya guys, enjoy ur gang banging.
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                                                            • Sharky
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                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 4938
                                                              #16
                                                              My Mother died on Mothers day last year from Cancer. She was 51yrs old. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy. When she passed she looked 100yrs+. It was horrible.
                                                              Sharky

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                                                                • BusterBunny
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                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 19291
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i was told i had an malignant osteoma and had months to live in error a few years back.....the doctor no longer works there
                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                    • Mr. Manson
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                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                      • 890
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I'd probably get very drunk, again and again and again!!!

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                                                                        • V_RocKs
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32448
                                                                          #19
                                                                          There is either something on the other side of death or there is nothing.

                                                                          Either way, the only way to know is to die.

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                                                                            • JamesK2
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                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 6589
                                                                              #20
                                                                              That's why enjoy your life to the fullest every single day.. ;)

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                                                                                • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 3603
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i will not be stunned but worried i think
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                                                                                    • LittleSassy
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                                                                                      • May 2005
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i'll be....but then again, look at the bright side, i might die young, not from old age :P

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                                                                                        • cool1
                                                                                          sex is good
                                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                                          • 24939
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          nope
                                                                                          happened to me last year
                                                                                          went to the doc for chest pains and breathing problems and after xrays and shit he tells me he is sure I have lung cancer. So I ask him whats the next step, MRI was it, and the test showed no cancer but it did show that I do have COPD (emphysema), so then I was a bit stunned and decided to get me a new doctor.
                                                                                          now I am on 3 different puffers and can climb to my third floor apartment with no difficulties. Quit smoking etc.
                                                                                          Hopefully I won't need an oxygen tank for 10 or 15 yrs.

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                                                                                            • Barefootsies
                                                                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 42635
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                                              well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society.
                                                                                              The 30's? Are you kidding? They had it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before that sire.

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