I'm afraid to jerk off to online porn now.
 

My new laptop has a built in webcam and it seems to always be staring at me.

How do I know that it isn't secretly sending video of me out to the Interweb?

Paranoid you say? I think not.

I could put a sticker over it but what about the audio? Fuckers could be selling my jerk off sounds. :disgust

I can't afford a new laptop, but my paranoia is telling me there's little webcams all over my house broadcasting my every ass scratching to the interweb :(

hahaha - i recently picked one up too - it helps to vidchat since a lot of gestures and facial expressions aren't conveyed in IM and it helps with communication.

But that fucker is turned around when I'm not using it haha, i feel the SAME way about it

Just set up a site and make some profit from being a cam guy! :P

Not even I would pay to watch Aaron, and I think he's a sexy manbeast.

Neither can I. I'm dead ass broke.

My Grandma bought the new puter for me. :winkwink:

As for your camera situation.....They are there. I helped Treasure install them. :1orglaugh

I told you that little .exe program I sent you wouldn't effect your cam.... :pimp

Liar. :321GFY

Your grandma's a sweet lady, do you think she'd buy me one too? I've always wanted a laptop!!! Never could quite afford one though.

Oh, so my paranoia was right? :Oh crap

a little piece of electrical tape can solve the issue.

I'd walk a thousand miles, but I wouldn't pay to see it.

Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to cut down on people surfing porn.

We (the porn industry) should sue all computer manufacturers who install webcams into their computers. :thumbsup

Everytime a web cam is around I always turn it away. For some stupid reason the lens feels like eyes watching me.

The puter is watching you! :uhoh


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Hey, if you know a good attorney for paranoid adult webmasters give me the number lol

Think they'd work pro bono? I'm kinda poor :(

Connect

Download

Networking Connections > Disable Local Area Network/Wireless

Jerk off

Networking Connections > Enable Local Area Network/Wireless

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Holy shit, now that I think about it, that was you on youtube.com cuppin' your farts and pickin? your nose in front of a camera. :1orglaugh

HEY! That was supposed to be OUR LITTLE SECRET! Now how am I going to convince him to walk around the house naked after his showers and stuff. I hope you have a new model or a new revenue stream to replace it... on the other hand, he was always a bit of an exhibitionist...

tape a piece of paper over it. :)

You saw that video huh?

Yeah, that was me but it was recorded with my consent.

He was already on to us. Besides, you never know when I'm joking and when I'm not. Just tell him I'm fucking with him and that I made it up.

spread you asshole 1 inch from the cam, and those who are looking will NEVER return lol. Though noone are looking, so you should be safe.

hmmmm i think that is paranoia. they cannot do that.

Just place a piece of cloth over it, no?

Really? Never heard of a program called Sub7 before, have ya?

I bet you it wouldn't matter as long as he gets some cuddle time soon.. he might even jump it up to two shows a day for ya.

uninstall sound and webcam driver before you start jerking (reboot), and reinstall (and reboot)... and when you got sick and tired of jerking/(un)installing/rebooting then find a girl :)

a little paranoid are you :)

i like money.

Thats just your neighbors

Back oriface could do cam captures too, couldn't it?

I'm going to add my new AaronM moantone to my cell, to complement my AaronM wallpaper.

http://www.ameliag.com/newpix2/aaronmwallpaper.jpg

haha holyshit backoriface :1orglaugh yeah it could. I liked prompting people

do you have a weekly schedule?

curious minds wanna know!

Lolololol

hahahaha i have the same feeling

Don't worry nobody can see you little weiner for your fat ass stomach lol

I can understand how that woul freak you out

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I see you now (cam)

Look on the bright side. You could always add "BBM" content to your list of specialities.

HAHA :1orglaugh that made me laugh. :)

i'd be paranoid too!

Those laptops come pre-installed with SystemSleuth.

:helpme

Wouldent be overly difficult to setup a trojan to stream the content online.
Remember Sub7?

Holy shit, dude, what kind of sounds do you make when jerk off?!!! :eek7

Give me your credit card number and billing information and I'll answer that for you.

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