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Scott McD 03-23-2007 03:14 PM
LOL !!! Farter Gets Banned !!!
 
A pub regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer ? for indiscriminate wind breaking.


Link to story : http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news...p?story_id=411

Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw ?revels? in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.

The James Street pub?s owner says the stench has become unbearable since Scotland?s smoking ban came in last year but suspects drinkers could have been breathing in the waft for years before without noticing it.

He added, ?I use my old phrase, ?This is revenge for you smokers?. I used to hate going into pubs when it was stinking of smoke.?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


He looks like a farter... :1orglaugh

http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/cms/...big/hs0779.jpg

Quote:
?You can?t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in.
:1orglaugh

madawgz 03-23-2007 03:15 PM
lol thats pretty funny :1orglaugh

daveydude 03-23-2007 03:24 PM
looks like he's inhaled too much of his own gas - look at his eyes!

Scott McD 03-23-2007 03:28 PM
Quote:
"The smoking ban has raised a lot of issues. Some people are arriving in premises with serious cases of BO and you have to deal with that."

Some landlords have said they have had to talk with people and say, "Look, you?re going to have to have a shower.?
This is actually very true.

We've been going to the same nightclub for about 6 years, and before the smoking ban, never really noticed any 'peculiar' smells.

Since the ban, some of the smells are horrible. The club is really warm, so you have around 2500 sweaty bodies, which doesn't always go down well... :Oh crap

BAKO 03-23-2007 03:32 PM
What a fart knocker LOL

Dirty Dane 03-23-2007 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12138141)

He looks like a farter... :1orglaugh

http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/cms/...big/hs0779.jpg



:1orglaugh
Looks like he eaten too many chilis :1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-23-2007 05:32 PM
Now that is some funny shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nosey 03-23-2007 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 12138224)
He looks like that guy from The Goonies.

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!

Chunk I think?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 03-23-2007 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 12138224)
He looks like that guy from The Goonies.

HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!

Chunk I think?
Sloth :winkwink:


http://ilovetheworld.co.uk/images/goonies.jpg

Chunk was the wee fat dude...

aico 03-23-2007 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12138836)
Sloth :winkwink:


http://ilovetheworld.co.uk/images/goonies.jpg

Chunk was the wee fat dude...
Do the Truffle Shuffle!!!

Scott McD 03-23-2007 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aico (Post 12138862)
Do the Truffle Shuffle!!!
http://i3.tinypic.com/2rcy8fn.gif

aico 03-23-2007 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12138890)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 03-23-2007 06:17 PM
lol poor guy


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