best way to get rid of a cat?
 

my cat is a slut I am sick of it getting raped by next doors fat tabby
whats the best way to finish it?

stuff it in a pillow and launch it into the piss?

Your cat gets around.

dont give your cat to notabook

if by chance you do....make sure stuff it into the mail slot in his door :thumbsup

EDIT: nevermind

So is your cat a slut or a rape victim?

It's typical of sluts to later claim rape because they feel guilty about being a slut. Sounds to me like you and your cat need to sit down and discuss this issue before you go around accusing other innocent cats of rape.

Enter notabook in 3.......2...........

shoulda started the countdown at 10, he is proly writing a five page manifesto reply as we speak:2 cents:

The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They’ll be distracted and you’ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

Nope I had it right... lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh yeah you got me :disgust

no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words:(

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I actually am :( Got an upper respiratory infection and also I?m all out of hot pockets :(

mailbox slot, drawer, same thing

http://ampland.com/humor/07/0119.jpg

My dog says that she will be happy to drop by and take care of that tasty tabby.

She already has 5 nothces in her tail.

i recently kicked my hotpocket habit, fuckers are gooooood...was going thru an 18pack of pepperoni every 3 days:xomunch

This is the first post of your that I have enjoyed reading. :1orglaugh

try giving it to the humane society so somebody who isn't an idiot will adopt it

Make solo site for the cat

HAHA!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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It's not a laughing matter. There are a lot of cool cats in prison because of false rape charges.

Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.

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Sounds like my kitty variation of smores.

http://photos4.flickr.com/6097852_32b14fe81a_o.gif

i prefer glittens.

Spanno, why are you trying to be the new JTF? Not getting enough attention from your mommy lately?

during college I use to live on those things and I agree they are very good and I still buy them from time to time :)

some hillbilly was sawing bricks next door to me all day driving me mad!

when he stops sawwing fucking bricks I migth relax a bit!

you should know I've always been a nutter!

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sounds interesting:)

There's a reason its called a CATapult.

Heres a few ideas.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...x/DSCN1834.jpg


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...killthecat.jpg


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h7...6874796100.jpg


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...insuitcase.jpg

The answer is there....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNyqXsv4Ueo

(yes, it is the Canadian answer)