Holy Shot!
 

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.

Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''

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you are not a religious man :) arent you? :winkwink:

Awesome. :D

lol:upsidedow

lol thanks for the morning giggle

Good one,
A priest and his friend went to play golf. The man swing and miss the ball. "Fuck I missed it", The priest goes:"Son, it is not nice to speak like that, God looks all of us". 'Ok, ok", man sad and swing again. This time the ball goes into the lake. The man:"Damn it, It is in fucking lake. I missed again". Again he is warnned by the priest. Third time man swings and offcourse,the ball went on the side he didn't want. "oooh I will stop playing this fucking game, I allways miss".
Then sudenly comes the lightning and strike the priest. And voice from the sky sad:"oo, fuck I missed"

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DOH!

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muhahahah hilarous :)

good one

I like it... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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