Good porn scene script ideas? Is there such a thing?
 

We've all seen, or at least most of us, countless hours of porno. What ideas for scripts or scenes really stand out? Or what ideas have you had that you've never seen done?

scene 1: Pizza Man knocks on the door.
scene 2: Here is your pizza madame.
scene 3: Did you order extra pepperoni miss?
scene 4: No dear but you have an awfully big bulge in your pants.
scene 5: Fuck and Suck
scene 6: Pop in her mouth

Not so original but you could have an alien pizza man?

there you go free of charge :thumbsup

isn't that already being done... Big Sausage Pizza?

ask him...

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nobody else has any good ideas or has seen anything worth mentioning?

dead tonight or what?

1st time lesbians with long drawn out scenes where there is some winning her over...

I was just thinking about this today... the actors are soo horrible and the writing not much better ... that the little scene where they try to explain the video camera usually completely ruins the video.

Girl: "What's the camera for?"
Guy: "Oh don't mind that, he's just my buddy and he got a new camera today. So you want a ride?"
Girl: "Yeh"
Guy: "Wow you look really good in that top. I bet you look better with it off. will you take it off for us."
:::Girl takes off top:::
CameraMan: "So do you think my buddy's hot? You should suck his dick"
:::Girl starts carressing his cock:::

A little more believable scene would be...

Camera starts a little shaking, couple of guys laughing a little bit, brand new camera box on the floor.

Guy: "Hey so we just walked out of best buy. We were driving down the road and picked up a hitch hiker"
:::Girl is already topless::::
Guy: "She said she had scene videos on the net of girls doing a favor for guys that picked them up and we had been really cool in stopping for her since she has already been walking for a couple miles and had been fantasizing about maybe doing a favor for the people that stopped if they were relatively young and okay looking."
CameraMan: "Since she mentioned the net ... we asked if she would let us film it...if we gave her a copy of the tape afterwards"

.... move into scene...

The most interesting porno I've seen was called Beds Butts And Breakfast. I've yet to see a feature better done, which is saying something considering its story and acting were rather subpar. For those who haven't seen it, basically the premise is a hooker inherits a hotel from her uncle when he dies, and it's going to be shut down if she doesn't come up with money (I don't remember the reason why). The guy who comes to tell her about the debt gets some free sex but still insists on the money, so her and her girlfriends do what they do best, fuck for cash. Somewhere in the storyline, this one couple stumbles on the hotel (broken down car or something), the guy ends up fucking the main girl and the chick with her huge tits gets it on in a lesbo scene with one of the girl's friends. At the end, they pay the money and the money guy gets lucky with the huge tit chick. Pretty cheesy but at least it was an attempt, and despite being only adequately done, it's still much better than 100% of all the other attempts I've seen over the years. Based on this, it's my opinion that most pornographers should simply stick with storyline-less content. :D