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DWB 03-20-2007 04:11 PM

THREAD FOR THE LADIES: DWB's sex tips #1
 
THREAD FOR THE LADIES: DWB's sex tips #1

What to really do when your man has an orgasm.

Ladies, if the male who has mounted you decides to go against the grain of pro-creation, wimp out, and waste his sperm somewhere else on your body other than where it belongs (inside of you), you need to read this.

When your man pulls out to ejaculate, DO NOT just sit there like a blow up doll and watch him jack it. Instead, reach for his cock with a quickness and gently grab it. DO NOT GRAB RIGHT ON THE HEAD. When we orgasm the head of our cocks are uber-sensitive and makes us shiver (not a good thing) when you touch it during or after we cum.

Take one hand and place it behind the head of his cock on the shaft and start stroking it, rather MILKING IT like there is no tomorrow and this is the last blast of sperm humanity will ever see. Milk his cum out of his cock while gently rubbing his balls with your other hand. Or, you man may like a finger up his ass... whichever. The point is that this is a two hand job, so don't get lazy on us now. WE NEED YOU!!!

So now you are milking, careful not to touch the head, but you can milk right up to the edge of it. DON'T STOP until every last drop has shot or dribbled out and your man takes you hands away so he can collapse on the bed. He will let you know when to stop. But until that time comes... MILK IT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!

Don't be shy, don't squirm away when he squirts... instead let him blast all over you. It's just sperm and it will wash off. If you want to add another nice touch, awhile he is cumming say something like, "yea, cum all over me... I want it, give it to me..." and look him in the eyes while you do it.

Now, if your man wants to jack it himself, still try to rub his balls and use your free hand to rub the cum into your skin as it squirts onto you, BUT ACT LIKE YOU LOVE IT!!! Very important!!!!

Then when he falls over, massage his balls gently for at least 10 minutes. He may or may not fall asleep but RUB HIS BALLS ever so gently. During this time he will more than likely want to not do anything but this feels so good, he will let you do it. Don't try to kiss him or even talk to him... JUST RUB HIS BALLS!!! Let him relax and enjoy the moment. We don't want to talk, we don't want to snuggle, we don't want to do anything other than lay there and regroup for a few minutes. A ball rub is bliss during this time.

Ladies, trust me on this. This is not rocket science, but it is the truth. Try this and let me know how he reacts to it. Just remember... don't run away from his sperm and let him relax when he is done while you rub his balls.

More sex tips for women coming soon.

Peace,
DWB

RyuLion 03-20-2007 04:13 PM

right on! bump for the best thread ever!

Pinacolada 03-20-2007 05:56 PM

Great staff

Big Red Machine 03-20-2007 06:37 PM

Words from the Prophet :pimp

gimilin 03-20-2007 07:59 PM

More sex tips for women coming soon.
i think so

Persignup Qon 03-20-2007 08:34 PM

keep the finger up the ass thing for yourself... no one plays in or around my bunghole :eek7

V_RocKs 03-20-2007 09:19 PM

My GF is waiting for tip #2.... #1 is already part of her bag-of-tricks.

[ Nate ] 03-20-2007 09:54 PM

Preach on! Preach on! I'm printing this out so I can make a chick read it before we hit the sheets!

digifan 03-20-2007 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon (Post 12119672)
keep the finger up the ass thing for yourself... no one plays in or around my bunghole :eek7

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj 03-20-2007 10:02 PM

good tips man :thumbsup

Sly 03-20-2007 10:03 PM

Discriminatory fuck.

Thread should have read "thread for the ladies and boyalley's". We love all!

DWB 03-21-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon (Post 12119672)
keep the finger up the ass thing for yourself... no one plays in or around my bunghole :eek7

First of all, you are black. Everyone knows black men don't fuck around with their assholes, unless they are living on the d-low and get that shit from another dude. :upsidedow

However, don't knock it until you try it. :pimp

DWB 03-21-2007 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 12119860)
My GF is waiting for tip #2.... #1 is already part of her bag-of-tricks.

GOOD!!! You very well may have yourself a well trained woman. :thumbsup

Lots more tips on the way. :)

Angelo22 03-21-2007 09:37 AM

Yes, verrrrry nicely put out

if ever you get to pubblish a book on this, i want an autographed copy =D

MrKinkade 03-21-2007 09:43 AM

sounds to me like you learned this from one of those lady boys over there in thailand lol

Sexsitesurfer 03-21-2007 09:45 AM

Nice work!

I like your style....

beemk 03-21-2007 09:47 AM

awesome thread

Aneros Josh 03-21-2007 09:49 AM

I couldn't have said it better myself

TBrown 03-21-2007 09:52 AM

cool ! EVERY girl should read that...

JamesK2 03-21-2007 09:58 AM

Good advice :)

I've had a lot of girls fuck up my orgasms after some great sex, they just don't know how to handle one.

It pisses me off.

Syl 03-21-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adpayoutbrown (Post 12123289)
cool ! EVERY girl should read that...

Read it, but won't do it. :1orglaugh

MrKinkade 03-21-2007 11:16 AM

bump^bump^

cheekycherry 03-21-2007 11:22 AM

lol made me laugh... true.

u-Bob 03-21-2007 11:24 AM

sticky bump.

lonypny 03-21-2007 11:44 AM

Can I have your permission to forward this "tutorial" to my fiancee?

Gentle_Ben 03-21-2007 11:46 AM

i love this thread!

when's the next installment?

TroubleTonya 03-21-2007 12:43 PM

Very good read, but nothing that I didn't already know or try ;) muahaha

WonderWoman 03-21-2007 12:58 PM

I thought this was common knowledge.

BVF 03-21-2007 01:18 PM

Yeah I realized that if my balls get rubbed, the sexual energy is evenly recirculated throughout my body.

Dirty D 03-21-2007 02:27 PM

This should be required reading for the ladies...

Dirty D will be administering the Final Exams :)

Persignup Qon 03-21-2007 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12123096)
First of all, you are black. Everyone knows black men don't fuck around with their assholes, unless they are living on the d-low and get that shit from another dude. :upsidedow

However, don't knock it until you try it. :pimp


preach it brutha... PREACH!!! :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2007 04:12 PM

Amen DWB...


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