I Need a position filled FAST. Must be female.
 

I am accepting applications for the position of my future ex-wife.

The ideal candidate will posess a medium to high level skillset in the following areas:

1: Penile maintenence (using all 4 major techniques and appliances).
2: Food preparation using both conventional and microwave heating devices.
3: Beer retrieval and dispersal.
4: Bathroom, Kitchen and living area sterilization.
5: Advanced lawn care.


If you feel you are qualified; please send a resume, nude photo and copy of your most recent bank statement to: fiend ATTT ********************.

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Advanced lawn care. Is that slang for 'trimming the bush'?

No, that means mowing the lawn. It's really hilly and rocky here. All I have is a push mower and I'm getting on in years. I need someone to handle that for me.


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Must take a long time to mow 200 acres with that..

It's 80, but only about 1.5 is lawn. Should be a good work out for some filly.

There's always *******!

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errr umm hmmmm

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Whats your fucking point?

I sold off some shit last month. I'm sorry I neglected to post that on GFY. I will not let it happen again.


Idiot.

What's it pay? I think if it's enough, I could outsource it all and still make a profit.

hahaha... wtf???????????

found you one:
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