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BoyAlley 03-18-2007 06:05 PM

Fucking Your Womans In Teh Pooper
 

My new breeder blog is going to be teh thexy!

Anal Sex Tips from a faggot what more could breeders possibly ask for?!?!?!

Still have work to do on templates and custom plugins and still waiting for header but it's getting there!

See also my posts on Cunnilingus and blowjob tips for womens who can't suck well.

I'll be doing interviews with porn womens and site reviews too. I'm getting the hang of this straight heterosexual stuff breeders.

I need breeder blogtrades too so lemme know and I will linky you!


CDSmith 03-18-2007 06:08 PM

I don't know about "anal god"... but I'd done the deed.


I have several adult blog trades on www.jokesbee.com (adult joke blog/site) Let me know if you'd like to trade.

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BoyAlley 03-18-2007 06:11 PM

Here is Vaginas Road Map that Bull Dyke Betty drew for me on a cocktail napkin at the gay bar!


Jace 03-18-2007 06:13 PM

I have had anal sex on numerous occasions, and I have no clue what the big deal is...the pussy is much more warm and soft, tastes better and stays constantly lubricated....plus, the pussy reacts to excitement by getting wetter and warmer, if the ass gets excited, well, ew

donkevlar 03-18-2007 06:13 PM

I'll have to admit... great idea.

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12105292)
I have several adult blog trades on www.jokesbee.com (adult joke blog/site) Let me know if you'd like to trade.
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I got you blogrolled breeder! Thanks much.....

http://www.faggotsex.com/teh-links/

donkevlar 03-18-2007 06:16 PM

The blog i meant not fucking your girl in the ass.

Not to say thats not a good idea as well.

notabook 03-18-2007 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12105285)


BoyAlley 03-18-2007 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 12105315)
I'll have to admit... great idea.

Yes yes having a straight site called FaggotSex.com is teh best idea evers!

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CDSmith 03-18-2007 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12105323)
I got you blogrolled breeder! Thanks much.....

http://www.faggotsex.com/teh-links/

Likewise. Main & links page hardlinks.

Thanks, Faglio von Hyndegrinder. :D :thumbsup

Spunky 03-18-2007 06:25 PM

Chicks dig a good rump fuck now and then

SilentKnight 03-18-2007 06:27 PM

Fucking dem in da pooper gives rise to a whole next generation of GFYers.

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12105356)
Likewise. Main & links page hardlinks.

Thanks, Faglio von Hyndegrinder. :D :thumbsup

You popped my blogroll cherry. Thexy............. :winkwink:

CDSmith 03-18-2007 06:36 PM

100% anal gods so far.

wild.

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12105388)
100% anal gods so far.

wild.

I'm bet 1/2 of those voted are college age virgins. Poor breeders :Oh crap

CaptainHowdy 03-18-2007 08:20 PM

My girl only lets me slip one finger in her pooper... Thanks for the tips!

xclusive 03-18-2007 08:54 PM

I've banged many a girl in the pooper:)

CDSmith 03-18-2007 08:58 PM

GAY JOKE THREADJACK IN PROGRESS


Q. How does a wife tell when her hubby is turning homo?




A. When his prick tastes shitty.



:D

luv$ 03-18-2007 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12105285)

My new breeder blog is going to be teh thexy!

Anal Sex Tips from a faggot what more could breeders possibly ask for?!?!?!

Still have work to do on templates and custom plugins and still waiting for header but it's getting there!

See also my posts on Cunnilingus and blowjob tips for womens who can't suck well.

I'll be doing interviews with porn womens and site reviews too. I'm getting the hang of this straight heterosexual stuff breeders.

I need breeder blogtrades too so lemme know and I will linky you!


I'd love to share links man. It's an excellent idea.

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12105944)
GAY JOKE THREADJACK IN PROGRESS

Q. How does a wife tell when her hubby is turning homo?
A. When his prick tastes shitty.

:D


cmon CMON I've only been in teh breeder market for 2 days and I've already seen enough straight heterosexual ass-to-mouth videos to know what's really up.

Nice try breeder nice try!
:error

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 12105780)
My girl only lets me slip one finger in her pooper... Thanks for the tips!

No problems no problems. That's what I'm queer for. :thumbsup

CDSmith 03-18-2007 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12106272)

cmon CMON I've only been in teh breeder market for 2 days and I've already seen enough straight heterosexual ass-to-mouth videos to know what's really up.

Nice try breeder nice try!
:error

Okay you got me there.


What do you call a gay Jewish guy?



~ Heblew. :D

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12106283)
Okay you got me there.

What do you call a gay Jewish guy?

~ Heblew. :D

I'm not Jewish but my nose is bigger than my penis. :(

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 12105362)
Fucking dem in da pooper gives rise to a whole next generation of GFYers.


Cripe Mighty use protection breeders use protection! We're over loaded on anal babies as it is he's right!

or or

If you're not gonna use protection at least make sure she farts real good afterwards!!!!

dRI-X 03-18-2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12105303)
Here is Vaginas Road Map that Bull Dyke Betty drew for me on a cocktail napkin at the gay bar!


hahahaha. very nice sketch.:1orglaugh

BusterBunny 03-18-2007 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12105303)
Here is Vaginas Road Map that Bull Dyke Betty drew for me on a cocktail napkin at the gay bar!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12105331)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dRI-X (Post 12106424)
hahahaha. very nice sketch.:1orglaugh

Yes yes it is very nice drawings. Bull Dyke Better drew it for me at the gay clubs when she was giving me advice on teh cunnilingus.

Read the full article that it comes from here:


Proper Table Manners For Eating Teh Vaginas

FritzRyan 03-18-2007 11:41 PM

i did my first anal in St Pete and then I stuck the vibrator in the orthodox entry and she had rolling orgasms ...i was impressed...i think i wasted half my life ignoring it..

BoyAlley 03-18-2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FritzRyan (Post 12106559)
i did my first anal in St Pete and then I stuck the vibrator in the orthodox entry and she had rolling orgasms ...i was impressed...i think i wasted half my life ignoring it..

Yes don't ignore teh poopers!

spunkmaster 03-19-2007 12:05 AM

When a guy is shooting a load in your mouth (Lawds Mercy!), one of the typical responses is to try and “pace yourself” by holding the load in your mouth for a moment before swallowing, or by swallowing a small amount of it at a time. BIG MISTAKE! This only increases the intensity of the taste, and is the exact opposite of what you should be doings. Instead, start swallowing the load immediately and hard. Get rid of it hunnay get rid of it quick!

Also, if you can take his cock into the back of your mouth when he’s cumming (remember my anti-gag reflex advice), he’ll shoot his load directly down your throat without it hitting your tongue at all; you’ll taste absolutely nothing. YAYS!!!!!!

You Suck And Suck And Teh Son Of A Bitch Doesn’t Cum

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster (Post 12106642)
When a guy is shooting a load in your mouth (Lawds Mercy!), one of the typical responses is to try and ?pace yourself? by holding the load in your mouth for a moment before swallowing, or by swallowing a small amount of it at a time. BIG MISTAKE! This only increases the intensity of the taste, and is the exact opposite of what you should be doings. Instead, start swallowing the load immediately and hard. Get rid of it hunnay get rid of it quick!

Also, if you can take his cock into the back of your mouth when he?s cumming (remember my anti-gag reflex advice), he?ll shoot his load directly down your throat without it hitting your tongue at all; you?ll taste absolutely nothing. YAYS!!!!!!

You Suck And Suck And Teh Son Of A Bitch Doesn?t Cum


Why are you posting excerpts of my literary masterpiece for?

http://www.faggotsex.com/category/se...-for-breeders/

porno jew 03-19-2007 12:12 AM

usually ATM then make out after.

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 12106655)
usually ATM then make out after.

ATM? You have to take out monies before you can stick it in her poopers?

V_RocKs 03-19-2007 01:51 AM

My Ex used to want it that way... My GF says, not even to "try it".

Praguer 03-19-2007 04:54 AM

Hahah your blog is hilarious man.... I will hit you up on ICQ later to trade some links with one of my mine.

skinnay 03-19-2007 05:11 AM

once i was fingering a girl's ass and i could feel a piece of shit

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Praguer (Post 12107602)
Hahah your blog is hilarious man.... I will hit you up on ICQ later to trade some links with one of my mine.

Yes, teh BoyAlley needs link trades! cmon everyones cmon!

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay (Post 12107646)
once i was fingering a girl's ass and i could feel a piece of shit


That is nastuh! You obviously didn't follow my rules to fucking womens in teh poopers or that wouldn't have happened!

Sexsitesurfer 03-19-2007 09:02 AM

Anyone experienced the "kukmal runs"?

jimthefiend 03-19-2007 11:30 AM

I'd hit it.

Grand Master T 03-19-2007 11:31 AM

LMAO that was funny!!!

96ukssob 03-19-2007 11:34 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Anal sex is great because.... #1 form of birth control :1orglaugh

i try about 100 times a day to conveince my gf to do it... rarely happens :disgust

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12109285)
I'd hit it.

As if THAT means anything. You'd hit a dead raccoon.......

tASSy 03-19-2007 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12105303)
Here is Vaginas Road Map that Bull Dyke Betty drew for me on a cocktail napkin at the gay bar!


bull dyke betty doesn't know how to spell "outer" and her perenium is quite...long. there's room for a whole other hole in there!

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12109449)


bull dyke betty doesn't know how to spell "outer" and her perenium is quite...long. there's room for a whole other hole in there!

Betty was drunk......... :Oh crap

TG Rebecca 03-19-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12105331)

ROFL! that made my morning! thanks :)

BoyAlley 03-19-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 12109997)
ROFL! that made my morning! thanks :)

I know isn't Timberlake just teh thexy? Lawds Mercy!


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