Dumb breeder question for teh boyalleys of the board....
 

I was watching Entourage earlier today, and Ari's gay asian assistant said something that got me wondering. Ari asks him "so, what's it like to take it up the ass?"

to which the gay assistant replied "I don't know, I'm a top."


My question is... what happens when two gay guys meet and are attracted, but it turns out both of them are "tops"?
(or both are "bottoms")

:1orglaugh

No really, serious question. We breeders never have that problem.... the womens can go top or underneath, even sideways and upside down. This seems to be unique situation for the gay crowd... is it?


:D

This post is gay.

Obviously.

Captain obvious would have pointed that out.... when he was 12.

So college wrestlers are gay?

That would be my next question.

So it becomes a struggle for dominance?... the weaker "top" becoming the bitch?

lol

Sounds like a really good niche for a paysite. "When two tops collide" :D

If captain obvious hadd'nt pointed out when he was 12 that this thread is gay, I feel I would be obligated to do so :)

Are we not on the gay board?

It's pink, or am I the only one who noticed?

It would catch a lot of flack because of the simulated rape look of such a thing.

Have at it. :thumbsup

My guess is that they would take turns at sucking each other's cock and foreplay.

Depends how much of a "struggle" they put up.

It was more a rhetorical thing, don't get all excited. :D



But it does beg the next logical question, and of course... I have to ask.

What then happens when two "bottoms" meet? Do they stand around wondering which one is going to man the hammer? Is a coin flipped?

Things enquiring minds want to know whilst the board is pink.

I thinks it's more like college baseball. They just tryout to see if they're a better pitcher or a catcher and then play that position.

C'mon, serious tongue-in-cheek questions have been posted.

The answers have to be better than "baseball" and "football" :D

The first guy who drops the soap is the bottom, didn't you guys know that?

Not from first-hand experience, no.

whats with the breeder shit anyhows..

I hate that word just as bad as the word faggot. People are people.

Then there's that.

Fact is, without us "breeders" there'd be no one, fags or otherwise. :1orglaugh

What? No pitcher vs catcher jokes?

Tongue in butt cheeks?

Smitty I would have NEVER guessed....

:Oh crap

C'mon, I'm straight too and I think that phrase is hilarious.


Well technically I suppose you're correct. Except, of course, for those lower forms of life that support .xxx and Zango, but then again most everybody already knows that.

speaking of Zango..while driving home from Seattle I seen the Zango company building.. I almost pulled off the highway to get a pic and plant a bomb, but the traffic was horrendous.
Maybe because I actually have the ability to give birth, the word breeder makes me want to bitch slap those fuckers that use it on a regular basis.. funny..I have a huge amount of gay friends and they never use that word..around me or not around me.

there only can be one quarterback and one receiver.
In general i think the smallest and gayest one is the receiver? is this correct boyalley

Well, it's good to know that the folks inside that building are getting a nice steady supply of automobile exhaust fumes to inhale :thumbsup


I don't know, I think maybe you're taking a harmless joke a bit too personally.

Then again, I don't like 9-11 jokes so who am I to talk?


I'm sure you're correct about the first part but are you really sure you're correct about the second part? :winkwink:

ha ha... straight people are NOTORIOUS for having that problem. Twice-a-day types hook up with once-a-week types all the time. And it's really sad when a three-times-per-day person is in a long term relationship with a once-per-month type. Ug.

And don't get me started on all those types who don't like going down, or don't like it from behind, or don't like being on top, etc etc. The straight population is RIFE with hangups.... and I for one can't stand it.

Hard to meet someone these days without all the funky little hangups, someone who is ready to get busy whenever you are, anytime, anywhere... and genuinely enjoys it.

I just got a lil curious about how the gay crowd handles such situations. I mean really, get two gays who are attracted to each other but it turns out they both like to recieve rather than give.... what then? Do they break out the double-dong anal every time they want to get busy? :D

I don't think I ever got as far as thinking about the "technical details", as it were. I get stuck at wondering how far the impact of whatever short-circuit got someone interested in his/her own sex in the first place, extends to other aspects of gay/lesbian personalities and expectations.

I guess there are men and women who fit the popular stereotypes - queen, dyke, etc - but the usual male/female roles evolved, initially anyway, as much because of physical differences as for any other reason and then the socio-political stuff got laid on top. But neither the physical differences nor the current social norms apply to same-sex relationships, so is it a breeder assumption that gays and lesbians emulate a typical male-female relationship (if so, that in itself seems more than a little bizarre), or is the reality a lot more complex?

LOLLL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

THAT for some reason strikes me as the single most hilarious post I've ever seen you make.

I didn't soil my keyboard, but it was close. :1orglaugh

Simple..if both are tops..they get a third person...one who is a bottom and then tag team him! :thumbsup

Always?

No swordfight? :D


I guess they don't mind crossing swords like the straight guys do.


This is a learning thread.