Hate Flying? What do you do to cope with it??? Please Share....
 

K i am sort of used to it by now but i hate long flights......

So this is what I and my traveling mantourage do preflight.


Usually stay up night b4 so you can be sleepy for flight...

Get picked up for early flight and stumble into airport and through security...

Yell out to mantourage how much fun the trip will be...

K... one hour b4 flight... Start popping pills and alcohol if possible.

I like to pop a few Xanax to calm me and a medley of what ever else i have...

My mantourage also we share and distibute amongst each other....


30 min b4 flight.. at this point we are ready to fly... this were you start drinking like a fish is you can....

Grab a water also...

B4 you take off.... pop 6 or so more pills , just mix it up its all good...

By the time you are in the air you should be out cold. Also remind the stewardess that if you or mantourage are sleepy DO NOT WAKE YOU UP TILL YOU LAND....

Now sometimes this doesnt work and i am wired for while flight this is when i get rowdy and bored and have tendency to maturbate 1x per hr oin air...

Anybody else have ideas?

It is a plus if your Doctor can meet with you at the airport and give you a shot or two od Morphine pre flight btw... this is a big PLUS

Just stop being a bajoina!

meeting a hottie and sexing your flight up has always been a dream for me.
but in reality, when i have to take on those 18+ hours of air travel i usually stick with pling the videogames aboard... theyre goddamn fun and addictive, i'd never want to leave the plane till i finish them

id kill myself if i had to fly for 18 hrs :helpme

Watch 1 movie - have the dinner - pop a pill - wake up in bangkok.

Dont drink alcohol if you want to sleep and not wake up for piss breaks!

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what did you meanby long flights then?

6 hours or more

Juicy, I recommend the following:

Fly back and forth to Asia about 3 times. Then any flight around North America will seem like a taxi ride to the airport, and you won't mind anymore.

Enjoy.

I have restricted passport i can only travel within US and Canadia.... I cant go to Europe or abroad... for now at least

true, and remember the safety statistics of modern commercial flight and the structural integrity of modern aircraft.

per mile traveled it is statistically (still) the safest mode of transport. (airline travel, not general aviation)

when is the last time you heard of an airliner having a mechanical failure and ditching in the pacific on those 14 hour flights to hong kong.

millions of flights year after year after year.

riding a bicycle is more risky.

Xanax works great usually, but not that well for flying. Have you tried Valium? Pop a couple of those, you won't care that you are flying.

Wack off in the washroom, get on the plane have a stiff drink and a xanny bar then take off ;-)

dude, is there a problem you DON'T have?