Need good excuse for 2 people missing an exam...
 

so me an my gf, take same course i university, and we both fucked up. ..we forgot about exam and when we came late as well 20 minutes (1 hour xam) we were not able to write it...there is a make up one, but i need a pretty darn good excuse, why me and her came late...anyone got anything good from their college days?

i know there gonna be a lot of sexuals ones...fuck its gfy, lol but i hope someone can suggest anything good...

What course are you taking?

your granparent died

it is a law course... lol

dont forget i came late together with her..so we dont have same grandparents
and i am not gona bring post mortum note to them lol

You accidently cut yourself and your girlfriend took you to the hospital.

Now to make it look real go cut yourself in a place that's not deadly and while telling it show the wound and try to shock him (don't clean up blood etc make it look like a messy wound, maybe throw some artificial bacteria on it so it infects).

"artificial bacteria"? What a stupid idea...

tell them you had to pick her up at the free clinic....

you can always say that your parents are divorcing and that you don't know with who parent you're going to live with... (if you say that you have to be sure that the professor or some in charge don't know your parents...) it worked few times for me ...

You feed your cat some of the food that was recalled and you had to rush it to the vet... During the 40 minutes you where taking the exam your cat was on your mind because the vet said right before you left he might have to be put down, after the exam you went back to the vet and sure enough the cat had to be put down because he/she was suffering from severe liver failure...

The cat was very important to both you and her because you found him stray on your first date and have had him ever since.. He was like a child to you two :winkwink:

If you live off campus you can blame it on car trouble.

Tell them you were detained by the FBI due to some "2257" concerns.

Give him some porn and explain you are in Law School because your long term goal is become a Lawyer to protect porn!

He would be a real douche not to hook you up when you are defending America!

Forget to adjust your clocks for the time change.

Tell him a Ninja stole your alarm clock

looooooooool

just be honest with this :)

how about your brother switched the lube for super glue and you missed the exam cause you had to get unstuck first.

tell them you were giving blood together and she fainted after and they wouldnt let her leave until the doctor said it was ok.

:thumbsup

say a flat tire, make sure you both have the same answer for wich tire it was

My dog ate my cheat sheet.

Just say it was a medical emergency and you were the only one there to take her. If you live in a decent country and have some concept of privacy nobody will ask what the emergency was.

Condom broke and you had to go get the morning after pill :Oh crap :error

Tell them you found out she was pregant and where so excited you had to tell everyone and you forgot about the exam.

use the diarrhea excuse... it always works

Be a man and step up to the plate. Just tell the prof that you're both a couple of space cases and it's lucky you can tie your shoes or even find the class to begin with, let alone be expected to remember when exams might be held.

Explosive diarrhea

They must know every single excuse in the book, be honest... that always works.

Easy.

Your dick remained stuck inside her pussy. You had to call 911. First-aid worker had to insert a finger in your GF's ass - It took time ...

You & her were running late so stepped into a phone booth to call a taxi so you could arrive on time, however, a delivery truck backed up to the door of the phone booth trapping you inside & you could not leave til the truck moved.


As far as why didn't you call, you had no change.

Food poisoning :thumbsup caused you both uncontrollable diarrhea.

Don't forget, you went to the hospital and were treated by Dr. Insertname here. You didn't have money for a Dr's note, but the receptionist said the school could call if they need to confirm you were there. Provide hospitals number, they'll never call. And if they do, the hold time will be rediculous and they'll never get straight answers and assume you're telling the truth. If possible, find out a real dr's name at the hospital, the receptionist will just say yes to avoid harassing him/her.

A dr. in the emergency room is best, they treat a shitload of patients per day and won't remember names... plus if you came in with food poisoning thats where you'd go first.

lol!!!!:1orglaugh

hey guys! told the prof that we fucked up for real, and he got us of the hook, since we never missed the class! thanks for suggestions!

Car broke down.

OMG BEST ONE YET LOL!

just tell the truth...what really happens :)