Ever had a girl come up to you at a club or bar and say.....
 

"Hi there good looking , how about we leave this place and just go FUCK"?





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That would only happen in dream land.. ;)

Yeah. It was a tranny though...

in kiev one girl who knew me from shooting did just that...but she didn't say i was good looking..she wasn't that dumb..

Close, I've approached a girl and said "Hi there goodlooking", and she said "How about you leave this plave and just fuck off"

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hahahahahaha dude, that post made my day :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not to long ago
I had a woman say mmmmmmmm ... you must work out alot...and I could sense her imagining fucking me...and then the elvator door opened she said byeeeeeeeeee... waited for me to pick up my jaw ( no success) she waited for the elevator door to close...i was to stunned to say anything...

hmmmmmmm

Not in those exact words, but similar...

All the time.

LOL.

My ex-girlfriend...what a hoebag she was.

Hhaha good one

just once...:(

I saw it in movies several times. :(

I usually have to loosen them up with a couple drinks first

Haha, yea that happens more often :upsidedow

Nope, closest I've had is:

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Me: "no"

Her: "Do you want one?"



The outcome was pretty much the same as yours though. :D

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You should've had the guts to reply "Why, got a brother?"

Depends on how much of a looker she was and how desperate you were, of course. :)

only in my dreams...

Oh she was a looker. No desparation needed.

Only once :( Actually, first we danced a little bit.

"Is that a moose in your pocket or are you just wanting to meet a canadian girl"?

Just once. I still have her picture.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k2...whore-tits.jpg

Turns out she just wanted someone to buy her some crack.

Whatta hell is that*

In whorehouses all the time

in brasil. not in the u.s. though. fuckin prudish social barriers in this country.

thats why i like countries where women are encouraged to be women and sexy and sexual. i have to be honest in countries like brasil no one is afraid of or hides sex. too bad this country is the way it is sexually.

This thread needs a "DO NOT DIRNK POP WHILE READING" disclaimer

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You've been watching too much porn :)
WG

happened last tuesday, not those exact words, but close. Daisy also helped reel in the catch :winkwink:

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Twice, but they were both men.







Actually now that I think of it one was you.

i was expecting, "what's up hypochondriac arab guido?"

ahahahahaha! thanks for making my day :1orglaugh

similar.

im a bouncer like security guy for my friends local dance club. So im sitting there, the crowd is calm. So im not the most attentive, mostly chicks anyway.

One walks up to me and slaps me in the face and says, "Hey cutie, Wanna leave this place." I told her I couldnt, yet!

I ended up being a good friend of hers... :Oh crap

She had slutty tendencies.

Ive had it happen at house parties when I was a bit younger. Or they just come up and start making out with me and it leads to fucking.

Good thing I wraped it up

Yeah, but how much was $he ? :Graucho

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happened to me once. i was so wasted i didnt care but FUCK was this girl ugly. i banged her on my friends couch in his living room as his roomates were walking buy. The whole time the couch is moving around on a hardwood floor making loud annoying sounds.

then she peed on his floor. hahahaa

Back in my Montreal days had a good one:

Was at a bar, not too attractive girl comes up and says "Do you want to fuck me?" I say "uhm, not really".

So she asks "what if I buy you some drinks?" to which I reply "I already am running a tab".

She says "well what if I pay your tab, how much is it?" - "about $180 or so right now..."

She s=paid it for me and I held up my end of the bargain :)

Next week I go back to same bar and she's there like 'same deal this week?' - I turned to my friends with 'hey drink whatever you want its on my tab' :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And we did, and she paid again, and I performd again.

Sugar mommies (though she was just 24 or something not old) rock!

you should have taken her to the vet the next morning man.

hahahahaha


and yeah, kind of. She just wanted to blow me in the parking garage next door.

You're such a manwhore. :)

yes, but it was some crazy loud mouth chick that wanted to arm wrestle everyone in the place and was built like a shit brickhouse, and looked like one too

Priceless !! haha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah, met this chick at a bar while on a date with her much less hot friend and she said “Ever had a threesome before” and I laughed thinking she was just kidding. She wasn’t... and ended up sleeping with some other cheese dick in the bar. Epic buzz kill

dont act like i dont remember this!! i still have the sound embedded in my eardrums, as well as the smell of her piss on my fucking floor!!!

Last summer I was in a bar with some friends. I had my eye on this sexy blonde milf that was shooting down every guy in the bar one after the other. So instead of trying to get at her when we make eye contact I give a sarcastic smile and turn away. Sure enough she comes over with an attitude asking me what that was about. I just smile and we start making witty comments back and forth. After about 5 minutes and 100 sugestive smiles later she says, "my boyfriend is in Iraq and I cant wait"! Done deal, I've been hittin it once a week ever since.

You wish...never will happen!

No never....

had that a few times
















was my own girl though ;)))