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Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 07:56 PM

I will walk up to the 6 fingered man and say:
 
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

SteveLightspeed 03-14-2007 08:04 PM

Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Count Rugen: No!
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that!
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:06 PM

(edited)

Steve beat me to it....

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:11 PM

Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?

Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:12 PM

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:14 PM

I admit it, you are better than I am.

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:17 PM

Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.

Screaming 03-14-2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya (Post 12079691)
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming (Post 12079712)
You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Screaming 03-14-2007 08:22 PM

You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday

J. Falcon 03-14-2007 08:24 PM

cool movie

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:24 PM

But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.

Snake Doctor 03-14-2007 08:26 PM

I would hold up my hand and say "yo, give me six"

Screaming 03-14-2007 08:26 PM

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

the alchemist 03-14-2007 08:26 PM

As you wish...

Screaming 03-14-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2 (Post 12079742)
I would hold up my hand and say "yo, give me six"

*hand + finger off other hand

Boobzooka 03-14-2007 08:57 PM

So, your real name is Mandy?

Inigo Montoya 03-14-2007 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DareRing (Post 12079852)
So, your real name is Mandy?

My first name is Inigo. My last name is Montoya.

baddog 03-14-2007 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya (Post 12079690)
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

WarChild 03-14-2007 09:26 PM

Evil will always triumph over good because good is stupid.

Screaming 03-14-2007 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12079919)
I do not think it means what you think it means.

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

KrisKross 03-14-2007 09:28 PM

What the fuck is this all about? What movie?

KrisKross 03-14-2007 09:29 PM

Hmm... Princess Bride. Never saw it.

baddog 03-14-2007 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12079951)
Hmm... Princess Bride. Never saw it.

surprisingly entertaining

LBBV 03-14-2007 09:44 PM

Have fun storming the castle!

What a great flick!

Nodtveidt 03-14-2007 09:44 PM

Max: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
Max: You ARE the brute squad!

hershie 03-14-2007 09:47 PM

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe

hershie 03-14-2007 09:52 PM

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

LBBV 03-14-2007 09:54 PM

Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

hershie 03-14-2007 09:54 PM

Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.

baddog 03-14-2007 09:57 PM

The one thing I never understood is why Wesley did not call Buttercup out for being the shallow bitch she obviously was.

fuzebox 03-15-2007 12:29 PM

I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.


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