How do I impress the hoes in my poor city?
 

I live in redneckville Indianapolis. I used to have values but there are fading fast because I feel like I'm getting old. Now I think it is best for me to get rid of those values and fuck everything that moves (as long as its attractive) so I don't regret not having more fun later. I hear a lot of old dudes with the "i shoulda done this..." kinda talk. I don't wanna feel that way. So, take in mind this city is redneck and mostly broke, how should I go about it? Please, nothing incredibly involved, I just want the fickle whores. Flashy car, motorcycle, new house (or has it already been decided we are getting it on before they see the house?). Educate me in the ways of turning hoes out. I never had an interest before. I should have been taking notes.

Oh, I'm 26 and 97% of the time I'm not interested in chicks older than me.

Is that goat's ass getting floppy yet? :Oh crap

Okay listen carefully

you have a perfect age for nailing 20-22 yo pussy.

The absolute must important thing is that you work your advantages and try to hide your less good features.

If you look good, use this as your bait. Go for girls who don't know you at all.

If you have somewhat charm and zero looks, you have to step down a nutch and fuck girls that's a bit less attractive.
Try to hang out with the same girls for some time before you start hitting on them hard. Still be careful and avoid coming of as a friend.
You need make yourself more and more interesting.
Talk a lot about sex and make yourself appear as something they can fantasize about.
Also since they are poor, act like money is of no object to you, but do NOT brag or come of as a smart ass. This is suicide if you do that here, that should - if ever - only be done if you have killer looks. and in front of people who have no idea who you are.
After some time, you should go for the kill. Pick one girl (the one who seem most interested) and get her alone and make the kill.

If you are dead ass ugly I suggest you go buy some hookers :)

All you need to know.. :)

Show them you have a full set of teeths and they'll be all ova ya.

have you considered walking around with a 5 dollar bill sticking out of your zipper?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

how's the ratio on a product like this?

check out this thread:
fucking-around-and-business-discussion/618402-hot-tip-ive-gotten-18-20-ass-60-days.html

get a doublewide and a transam and the pussy will flow.

First, try not to call them hoes

I have no idea.. But I'm sure there are enough guys out there that are curious enough to buy if it's promoted right..

I used to get junk mail from him before the net. He seems to have some interesting approaches from what little I read, but it's not something I'd try to push..

Eddie wears the stylish clothes and sweet smelling cologne.

Show them your impressive cock

If you have money, then just pay for hookers and wear a condom.

easy
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How the hell do you pick up chicks on myspace? I have a hard time relating to dumb people. What are their topics of interest? Oh btw, I'm attractive and a nerd (you should have known that part, since I have values).

I was thinking a new corvette convertible or a H2. Shiny wheels on a regular car would work better eh ?

seriously. You just gotta put yourself out there and not fear being shot down. Same as converting fucking anything man. Just go out to where girls that you think are hot go. Like fuck man when I'm single some of the places I go have music playing I don't dig, or it's a bar I don't really like, but shit... i know it's got the girls that are hot and i know i've had luck there before. So you kinda put yourself out there man and make shit happen. Wingmen help at times. Other times flying solo forces you into situations.

bottomline is ... you gotta get the fuck out there and make moves.

just pretend you have a lot of confidence in front of girls, they like that. sounds dumb, but it really works.

dont be cocky, but with the other advice here you should be fine. dont be afraid to take in 2 5's as a 10 :winkwink:

Just go for the dumb ones with the big tit's... :2 cents:

Wow. No responses involving money and I've got some to waste. No advice there?

be a jedi..

If all you're interested in is sex, then what the fuck????


Just go up & ask..

I used to go up to chicks & straight out ask, "hey! Would you like to fuck?"

Now, if you can take slaps to the face from some chicks & some kicks to the nuts from chicks & be called names like asshole & pervert & what have you, just hang in there because eventually one will say yes. :1orglaugh

Then go out & do it again..

Fucking worked for me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Surefire pickup line (works everytime)

"If I follow you home...can I sleep in your bathtub?"

If all else fails, paste a $5 bill to your forehead and say to her, "All you can eat...under five bucks."

Be sure to videotape all your conquests to share with your grandkids when they're old enough.

Im sure you did that all the time, you pimp.

find a community college and sign up for a couple classes.

It's all about the grill and the bling yo

As someone that nails that age group on a regular basis, i can lend some insight.

Dont get to know them, you have to come out of the gate hitting on them relentlessly. I dont even have a line, I just say "I am going to hit on you relentlessly" they cant help but laugh after you say that.

If you want to impress a girl with money, be low key about it, let her make her own assumptions, if you have a nice car, never mention it, if they ask you what you drive and its a white ferrari, just say "a white car". Then when you go pick them up, they already have a case of the wetties.

I don't approve of urban culture.

if you are a decent looking guy, goto some of the clubs up in indy, alota slutty chicks at world mardi gras and ice lounge.

1 in 3 sexually active adults have herpes. I am not one of them. I don't want it or anything worse, lol.

I have always had good luck with 2 hot pockets, and a half bottle of store brand vodka.
If you got "Game" , you can get laid on a round of drinks.
If you have no game...LIE!

This one is simple NASCAR . Over 75% of the viewers are women. You live in one of there targeted states. Get yourself as many NASCAR hats as you can. Start wearing the hats wherever you go. Start watching it every Sunday. You laugh but one time leaving Vegas I bought every hat they had in the NASCAR store and wore them when I lived in LA and it worked. Just do me the favor and tell GFY your romance stories that evolve from this romance strategy.:thumbsup

Yours Truly,

Mr. Romance