What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
 

Where's my tractor? :GFYBand :rainfro :rasta :pimp :drinkup

hahaha!

wrong, he said "how am I gonna fuck now..."

I don't get it.

What did the cow say, that was standing on the farmers roof?




















Mooooo :winkwink:

well the guy is tractorphile duh!

Both of you are hurtin. Plain hurtin!

all-dressed is better bro
how can you eat plain pizza?

Actually, he being a baptist preacher, thought someone had stole it, so he decided to preach on the 10 commandments at the following Sunday's services in hopes that when he got to, "Thou shalt not steal." someone would feel quilty and confess.. But when he got to, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.", he remembered where he left his tractor.. :)

That is the BEST ending to that joke I have EVER heard. GOD DAMN IT THAT'S FUNNY!!!! LOL I have rye and cock coming out my nose!!
hahahahahaha

what's rye and cock? fag drink?

lol

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

....Now where's my Ho !???


I thought I saw that one coming a mile away. Guess not :arcadefre