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Dirty F 03-12-2007 08:20 AM

UFO's are real. Go to egypt and check it out.
 
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Originally Posted by mojoGirl (Post 12056912)
UFO's are real. Go to egypt and check it out.
Humans cannot build that. Where did all the rocks come from? And it's all perfectly shaped and organized


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Dirty F 03-12-2007 08:20 AM

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Jakke PNG 03-12-2007 08:23 AM

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Sexsitesurfer 03-12-2007 08:25 AM

he he he.

On a serious note though there are a few buildings, the pyramids included, where it is hard to explain how the rocks were transported to the sites as it was a LONG way and fucking heavy blocks. But heh, UFOs are just the easy way out!

cool1 03-12-2007 08:39 AM

You are not alone...lol

http://www.outerworlds.com/likeness/aliens/aliens.html

jimthefiend 03-12-2007 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer (Post 12059312)
it is hard to explain how the rocks were transported to the sites as it was a LONG way and fucking heavy blocks.



Only it's not hard. About 50 fucking shows have aired that explain in DETAIL how not only was it totally possible to build the pyramids with the tools and skills the Egyptians had, but took a LOT less people to do than was originally thought.

Jason AO Movies 03-12-2007 09:05 AM

those rocks look kinda heavy... those ufos would have come in quite handy.. :thumbsup

HeadPimp 03-12-2007 09:07 AM

The pyramids are made out of compressed alien poop...

lazycash 03-12-2007 09:10 AM

Is mojogirl Phoenix's wife?

Phoenix 03-12-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12059387)
Only it's not hard. About 50 fucking shows have aired that explain in DETAIL how not only was it totally possible to build the pyramids with the tools and skills the Egyptians had, but took a LOT less people to do than was originally thought.

can you point out some of those shows..as i have seen the ones on discovery channel..and they remain perplexed..they just attribute it to an abundance of man power.

with the number of stones there..they would need to be placing a block every two minutes or something to get it done in 20 years

Dirty F 03-12-2007 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12059387)
Only it's not hard. About 50 fucking shows have aired that explain in DETAIL how not only was it totally possible to build the pyramids with the tools and skills the Egyptians had, but took a LOT less people to do than was originally thought.

Yeah no shit.

People like mojogirl are so fucking retarded. Instead of opening google and find an answer within 2 mins they come up with stories like this as if it is a fact...

Dirty F 03-12-2007 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12059478)
can you point out some of those shows..as i have seen the ones on discovery channel..and they remain perplexed..they just attribute it to an abundance of man power.

with the number of stones there..they would need to be placing a block every two minutes or something to get it done in 20 years

You are watching the wrong shows conspiracy lunatic. Ofcourse you are. You love conspiracies, you dont want to see the truth. And i know exactly wat jimbo is talking about because ive seen them as well. How the pyramids were build isnt a secret anymore dork. Just in your own little fantasy world it is because you want it to.

WarChild 03-12-2007 09:35 AM

Well she does sort of have a point.

I saw a documentary that said Ra, a false god and A Goa’uld system lord, used to reign as god in Egypt. Time traveling warriors Dr. Daniel Jackson, Major Samantha Carter, Teal'c and Colonel Jack O'neil lead a revolution that caused Ra to flee, leaving behind the Chopa Eye to be burried and later discovered by SG1.

Phoenix 03-12-2007 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 12059492)
You are watching the wrong shows conspiracy lunatic. Ofcourse you are. You love conspiracies, you dont want to see the truth. And i know exactly wat jimbo is talking about because ive seen them as well. How the pyramids were build isnt a secret anymore dork. Just in your own little fantasy world it is because you want it to.

so you cant offer prrof just insults?


so typical..i feel bad for you man..i really do

stickyfingerz 03-12-2007 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12059587)
Well she does sort of have a point.

I saw a documentary that said Ra, a false god and A Goa?uld system lord, used to reign as god in Egypt. Time traveling warriors Dr. Daniel Jackson, Major Samantha Carter, Teal'c and Colonel Jack O'neil lead a revolution that caused Ra to flee, leaving behind the Chopa Eye to be burried and later discovered by SG1.

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Dirty F 03-12-2007 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12059601)
so you cant offer prrof just insults?


so typical..i feel bad for you man..i really do

You ask for it with your stupid, stupid questions. All the time.

ADL Colin 03-12-2007 10:01 AM

Hawass has found the bodies of many of the workers. Included was one who was "overseer of the building of the pyramid". His spaceship was missing.

Stephen McTowelie 03-12-2007 10:11 AM

come on if people believe in Scientology then aliens building pyramids is about as plausible.
Oh and i think i saw that documentary too didnt macgyver make a sphinx out of some rubber bands and napkin in that ?

seriously i saw her post in the original thread cracked me up mojogirl your one funny biatch !

Klen 03-12-2007 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12059587)
Well she does sort of have a point.

I saw a documentary that said Ra, a false god and A Goa?uld system lord, used to reign as god in Egypt. Time traveling warriors Dr. Daniel Jackson, Major Samantha Carter, Teal'c and Colonel Jack O'neil lead a revolution that caused Ra to flee, leaving behind the Chopa Eye to be burried and later discovered by SG1.

Stargate serial story was created by Erich von Daniken,who claim earth people has been made by aliens,and other theorist proved his theory is not true.Also i remember one documentary where they build small prymide to show how they doing that before.

uno 03-12-2007 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12059587)
Well she does sort of have a point.

I saw a documentary that said Ra, a false god and A Goa?uld system lord, used to reign as god in Egypt. Time traveling warriors Dr. Daniel Jackson, Major Samantha Carter, Teal'c and Colonel Jack O'neil lead a revolution that caused Ra to flee, leaving behind the Chopa Eye to be burried and later discovered by SG1.

I love Stargate. Shame itll be the last season for SG-1.

SmokeyTheBear 03-12-2007 10:31 AM

mojogirl..

Dont feel bad , its not such an implausible scenario , its just highly unlikely.

There are plenty of documentary's as franck pointed out that give ""plausible" explanations to the pyramids..

This doesnt mean they are fact though.. Nobody knows how they are built.

Several things we do know that would somewhat disprove that aliens built them..

Looking at bodies of the workers, they found extreme back problems due to the heavy loads they were carrying.. this seems highly unlikely if aliens had ships to move the stones.. Doesnt mean aliens DIDNT built the pyramids , but is a pretty good indicator the workers did the work :)

Phoenix 03-12-2007 10:33 AM

just point out in clear defined terms the TV show you guys are claiming as proof that the Pyramids were built by humans.

it is easily done....come on...just point it out to one show that celary states they know how it was done.

do you know the pyramids have no record of their making? This from the egyptians who chronicled every shit they took...not one record.

all im asking for is proof and you have all see the TV SHOWS you are stating as fact so...please one link to discoverys expose about the pyramids where they claim that man power was the sole engine to build the pyramids.

lets see it..i mean you can come in here and call people names but you cant produce any proof?

i dont give a shit who built the pyramids...i figure they were made over centuries not 20 yeasrs like the claim...if they were built over centuries i can see how manpower would have done it....but...lets see some facts.i know the KW's in here must know how to use the comps for more then flingingin insults

Elly Vaine 03-12-2007 10:38 AM

In this wide world anything can be possible.
I just don't believe in aliens.
Elly Jaine.

The Real Sinatra 03-12-2007 10:39 AM

virgin slaves moved the rocks

xNetworx 03-12-2007 10:47 AM

:2 cents: Aliens had something to do with it

borked 03-12-2007 11:17 AM

All good stuff!

Now, I've never ben inside a pyramid, but from what I've seen on the box, pyrimads basically cover tombs, so what fills the void above ground under the rock? Or is it just one great giant snakes and ladders game inside?

Dollarmansteve 03-12-2007 11:25 AM

Why would aliens build pyramids that are tombs for Egyptian Pharaohs?

Either those are some pretty altruistic aliens.. or the Pharaohs managed to enslave the Aliens and their technology too.. lol.

Angelo22 03-12-2007 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Elly Jaine (Post 12059976)
In this wide world anything can be possible.
I just don't believe in aliens.
Elly Jaine.


Elly, you should know something...

...i'm an alien, and i plan on probing you hard.

:pimp

wizhard 03-12-2007 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 12060301)
All good stuff!

Now, I've never ben inside a pyramid, but from what I've seen on the box, pyrimads basically cover tombs, so what fills the void above ground under the rock? Or is it just one great giant snakes and ladders game inside?


Yes, most pyramids where constucted to house the remains of dead Pharos with one very notable exception - The Great Pyramid at Giza

If you spend some time looking into this monumental structure and the site at Giza in general you'll soon realise that there is much more to it than a Pharos resting place. And yes, it will even take you into UFO teritory in some very suprising ways :winkwink:

Pleasurepays 03-12-2007 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12059945)
just point out in clear defined terms the TV show you guys are claiming as proof that the Pyramids were built by humans.

it is easily done....come on...just point it out to one show that celary states they know how it was done.

do you know the pyramids have no record of their making? This from the egyptians who chronicled every shit they took...not one record.

all im asking for is proof and you have all see the TV SHOWS you are stating as fact so...please one link to discoverys expose about the pyramids where they claim that man power was the sole engine to build the pyramids.

lets see it..i mean you can come in here and call people names but you cant produce any proof?

i dont give a shit who built the pyramids...i figure they were made over centuries not 20 yeasrs like the claim...if they were built over centuries i can see how manpower would have done it....but...lets see some facts.i know the KW's in here must know how to use the comps for more then flingingin insults

i watch the history channel and discovery channel non-stop. there are plenty of shows showing how they constructed the pyrmids. there was one on the history channel the other day showing the ships that the egyptians had were much larger than ever thought... that they had an entire class of ships dedicated to shipping stones and columns up and down the river that were up to 300 feet or more... far larger than anything in the known world at the time.

Mike Dutch 03-12-2007 11:55 AM

oke franck I have to admit, you made me laught out loud

Dirty F 03-12-2007 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 12060051)
:2 cents: Aliens had something to do with it

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Please tell us more?

:1orglaugh

borked 03-12-2007 11:56 AM

Well, as the demise of the ancient egyptians is linked to climate change, I say global warming is due to alien ufo activity and our days are soon numbered

Dirty F 03-12-2007 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 12059945)
just point out in clear defined terms the TV show you guys are claiming as proof that the Pyramids were built by humans.

it is easily done....come on...just point it out to one show that celary states they know how it was done.

do you know the pyramids have no record of their making? This from the egyptians who chronicled every shit they took...not one record.

all im asking for is proof and you have all see the TV SHOWS you are stating as fact so...please one link to discoverys expose about the pyramids where they claim that man power was the sole engine to build the pyramids.

lets see it..i mean you can come in here and call people names but you cant produce any proof?

i dont give a shit who built the pyramids...i figure they were made over centuries not 20 yeasrs like the claim...if they were built over centuries i can see how manpower would have done it....but...lets see some facts.i know the KW's in here must know how to use the comps for more then flingingin insults


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Yo idiot, take it easy..it's no secret...there are more than 1 docu's about it which clearly show how the pyramids were made. How the slaves were not slaves but hired workers who were very well taken care off.

The found the remains of a village nearby the pyramids where they worked and ate...

No sorry, i dont know the exact name of the docu's but once again...its no secret...its not some kind of top secret hidden footage :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fucking moron. Watch some Discovery for once instead of your nutjob conspiracy idiot sites and you dont have to ask me stupid questions so i can stop calling you a fucking retard :1orglaugh

Dirty F 03-12-2007 12:06 PM

People like Phoenix and mojogirl live in their own little fantasy world thats based on 'facts' found on conspiracy sites.

Shows based on truth that were made with the help from in this case the top researchers when it comes to pyramids are worthless to them. People who investigated the pyramids for 40 years are all liars and make up stuff but a 16 year old kid who has never been to egypt who makes a website where he claims they were made by aliens - now thats the real truth for this retards.

Pleasurepays 03-12-2007 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 12060708)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yo idiot, take it easy..it's no secret...there are more than 1 docu's about it which clearly show how the pyramids were made. How the slaves were not slaves but hired workers who were very well taken care off.

The found the remains of a village nearby the pyramids where they worked and ate...

No sorry, i dont know the exact name of the docu's but once again...its no secret...its not some kind of top secret hidden footage :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fucking moron. Watch some Discovery for once instead of your nutjob conspiracy idiot sites and you dont have to ask me stupid questions so i can stop calling you a fucking retard :1orglaugh

there is a lot of info to establish timelines... including written docs, written records inside the pyramids, endless enscriptions of workers all over the pyramids, from nearby graveyards and villages for workers that existed during their building etc.

Dirty F 03-12-2007 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12060747)
there is a lot of info to establish timelines... including written docs, written records inside the pyramids, endless enscriptions of workers all over the pyramids, from nearby graveyards and villages for workers that existed during their building etc.

NO no noooo there is no info whatsoever...any info you see on Discovery is made up and the real facts are found on conspiracy sites.

Grand Master T 03-12-2007 12:17 PM

yeah...lol that's right. they are real :S

borked 03-12-2007 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 12060797)
NO no noooo there is no info whatsoever...any info you see on Discovery is made up and the real facts are found on conspiracy sites.

Splum probably knows a reputable scientist to disprove these facts tho', so be careful about stating facts based on majority scientific belief :2 cents:

dynastoned 03-12-2007 12:24 PM

with a couple hundred thousand slaves i believe anything is possible.

WarChild 03-12-2007 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 12060828)
Splum probably knows a reputable scientist to disprove these facts tho', so be careful about stating facts based on majority scientific belief :2 cents:

"majority scientific belief" does not equal fact.

20 years ago, the majority of climatoligists were warning of an upcoming ice age. In retrospect, that was hardly fact, was it?

Pleasurepays 03-12-2007 12:30 PM

timeline for those who can't seem to get it.

1) pyramids are built (along with a lot of really cool shit actually)
2) the world stares on in wonderment.
3) archaeologist start excavating and trying to understand what they are and why they are there
4) archaeologists are totally baffled at how they could have been constructed
5) morons of the planet insist they were constructed by aliens
6) contemporary discoveries and archaeology answer almost every question and "old theories" are replaced by accepted facts.
7) morons continue to cling to alien stories because they are morons

borked 03-12-2007 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12060859)
"majority scientific belief" does not equal fact.

20 years ago, the majority of climatoligists were warning of an upcoming ice age. In retrospect, that was hardly fact, was it?

use of common words, my bad.

Nothing in science is fact. Only substantiated hypothesis.

Linkster 03-12-2007 12:43 PM

Youre all a bunch of doubters!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Note the second row of glyphics:

http://www.contentpix.com/images/aliens.jpg

And we cant have a discussion of pyramids without this:

http://www.contentpix.com/images/dollar.gif


:1orglaugh

Phoenix 03-12-2007 12:53 PM

the water supply alone to keep the people alive at the sites must have been an engineering feat

Franck what you done seem to get is i dont care one way or another about this shit.

i could carelsss if slaves built the things...as is the accepted fact..or the newly found ividence they were padi workers being taken care of really well..lol

who fuckin cares...count how many blocks are in the pyramids...and then multiply that by the time to place one stone in place...the great pyramid is a marvel

germ 03-12-2007 12:53 PM

what im curious about is how come people that believe in one conspiracy theory are so much more likely to believe in ALL conspiracy theories?

i can understand the people that think 9/11 was staged by our government....but how does that also make them believe that aliens built the pyramids?

even conspiracy theory nuts should draw the line somewhere, if only to preserve credibility for the really big conspiracies.

borked 03-12-2007 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by germ (Post 12061040)
i can understand the people that think 9/11 was staged by our government....but how does that also make them believe that aliens built the pyramids?

even conspiracy theory nuts should draw the line somewhere, if only to preserve credibility for the really big conspiracies.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if 9/11 and the pyramids were conspiracies, then you place 9/11 as a bigger conspiracy than aliens building the pyramids? :Oh crap

just a punk 03-12-2007 01:21 PM

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UFO's are real.
A bit stupid statement however :2 cents: UFO = Unknown Flying Object. I.e. any flying object what can not be recognized for some reason (a plane, ball lightning, the cat falling from 78th floor etc) is UFO. So course UFO's are real. They are as real as your own dick (course if you have one).

germ 03-12-2007 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 12061086)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if 9/11 and the pyramids were conspiracies, then you place 9/11 as a bigger conspiracy than aliens building the pyramids? :Oh crap

i dont think either of them were conspiracies. what im getting at is...why do "conspiracy theorists" believe ALL the stereotypical, dumbass conspiracies? the odds that, out of all of them, one actually was a legitimate conspiracy are pretty good.

however, the odds that ALL of them are accurate, and damn near everything we've ever been told was bullshit, are VERY small. it just seems like if a person believes in one, they believe in them all...which i find baffling.

Basic_man 03-12-2007 01:38 PM

Thanks for the laugh, kid :P


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