Some piece of Euro trash tried to pick a fight with me tonight...
 

So I have been on my death bed with a horrible case of the Flu. I want to die, really, but my distributor crawled up my ass to shoot a movie before I head back to the states so duty called and that's what I did today. Ugh.

I'm sitting in Subway (Pattaya, Thailand), still sick, 4am, after the shoot with 2 mini DVs in my pocket and my SD card full of hardcore and pretty girl pics. In walks these 2 drunk pieces of Euro trash and right away started at me.

"Why does you shirt say Wanker on it?"

"It says Angkor. It's in Cambodia, maybe you've heard of it?"

"Wanker"

"OK, wanker it is. Enjoy your food."

I turn to ignore him.

Then he touches the back of my shirt to point out it says W-A-N-K-E-R.

My right hand tightens and I immediately check out the surroundings and his drunk friend. If I have to act, how will I do it. I start to plan just in case, and also plan my escape because if the cops are called and they find my porn, I'm going to jail for much worse than beating the shit out of these two drunks. I do not fear violence and I am not afraid to fight or even seriously wound if need be, I only fear getting caught.

Fighting in Thailand is not pretty and I know that either I am going to do serious harm to them, with anything I can do it with, or they are going to kick my ass and I'm not feeling like taking an ass whipping right now. I also don't feel like going to jail, so be cool DWB, be cool. "Jai yen" (cool heart) the Thais would say.

So this banter goes bank and forth, he buddy chimes and and asks if I was American. I said yes, and he goes on to tell his drunk buddy that "all Americans go to wanker, and wank. That's what Americans do."

He then pulls out his cock and is walking around Subway, chasing his buddy with it. I think about grabbing the knife and cutting of his cock and running out the door. I digress and continue reading the paper while every now and then keeping an eye on these tools.

They get their food and pay. A baht (a Thai coin) comes flying at my table and bounces off. One guys comes over and apologizes for his friend doing that. At this point I was a second away from punching him right in the throat and then lounging at his friend to do the same. I waiting just a second longer because a Thai jail was the last place I wanted to be tonight.

Thank God they walked out at that point, and thank God I waited 1 more second. They did not get their fight. At least, not with me.

Fucking drunks. Why can't people get drunk and have a good time? Cop a buzz and enjoy it. No need to be an ass. These two clowns have no idea how close to serious injury they were tonight, or how close we all were to going to jail. And over what?

I hope they catch AIDS while they're here. :thumbsup

i hate jackasses like that

No reason for it.

They are here on holiday trying to have a good time, I'm chilling not bothering anyone. Why would you want to fuck that up?

This thread sucks with out some pics from your shoot ;)

yeah that'll teach them they'll know not to fuck with you again

fucked up

Actually enjoyed reading that story, very well written DWB. Although nothing happened, I really loved reading how you analysed the situation etc... Nice work for not fighting and writing about it on here :)

i never understood how getting into a fight was a good time.

i guess im just a friendly drunk.

Yep, I always hated those kind of people.

Happened twice to us too in Pattaya but overall the atmosphere is much better than here in Rotterdam. I'm also very careful in those kind of situations and try to avoid offensive behavior till he/she/it goes too far (which is punching etc).

My bad....

http://www.thedirtywhiteboy.com/images/shit/gulp.jpg

How do you know they don't train?


Maybe you would've got your ass kicked AND gone to jail?

Exactly. I was looking for an aggressive movement or stance from either of them. Drunks are.... drunk, but I was looking for any sign that I was going to have to fight them. I would have hit first if either of them would have even positioned themselves in a fighting stance or pushed it any further. I'm just happy it didn't come to that. Fighting SUCKS. :Oh crap

sounds like drunken english island monkeys

Anything is possible. I'm NOT a bad ass, nor play to be one. However, trained or not, these dudes were FUCKED UP. They had trouble standing still in one place and could not focus their eyes. I checked their condition before the thought of battle even crossed my mind. Though I don't care where they trained, tonight they were no match for some fast hits to the throat, eyes gouged, kicked in the nuts and then hit in the head a few times with anything within my reach... glass bottles, chairs, cash register. Then I would go outside and pay $500 to each moto taxi driver who runs and and brings me back a finger or ear.

Or, they could have mopped the place with my ass.

We will never know. :thumbsup

I'm not a fighter, I will be the first to say that, but if I am painted into a situation that looks like I can't get out of it, I will choke, pull hair, bite nuts, stab, poke eyes out, whatever it takes to ensure my survival, ESPECIALLY while in a 3rd world country where it's every man for himself. :helpme

Those were some crazy nights James! Walkingstreet has many fucked up farang, especially at 4 AM midnight. They think they king and can do anything they want. After hour discos are filled with them :2 cents:

Yup. :Oh crap

If there is ever, and I'm sure it's coming, a large terror attack in Thailand, I hope it's on Walking Street around 4am, peak season, when all the Euro trash are there, drunk, acting like fools.

Then the second attack can take place anywhere near VC Hotel and wipe out those God damned smelly Arabs. Those fuckers... they read the Koran, pray to Allah, curse Americans and all the infidels, all while drinking, smoking and fucking whores. I don't get it. Isn't that against everything they stand for?

Right now, 7:03am, I call a Jihad on them!!!

more pix plz

dwb, thick skin prevailed in this situation...

Nice shot, thanks!

Now I will give you a :thumbsup for being smart about the situation!

fuckin' pussy

If you were there for back up, we could have rolled those guys with ease. All I needed was one pair of red shoes and it would have turned me into INSTANT BAD ASS!!!

Before I say "I'd Hit It" .....is it a Tranny?...:1orglaugh
Cooler Heads will prevail :pimp (99% of the time its not worth fighting)

its good you were mature about it

Word. Ibiza was over-run with drunken idiots like this when i was there last year...

Props for keeping your cool - you don't want to end up in a thai jail for arseholes like that

Good work staying out of it...hit me up DWB. I saw your post about Latin America...wanted to chat.

A DirtyWhiteBoy post.....though there is a decent chance it's not a tranny, I would ALWAYS put my money on yes...the odds are better. :winkwink:

ok ok a full body shot of the.... erm... model, yea thats the correct word, would be nice to judge if it is indeed jerk material or not. Please dont have a cock, pleeeaase!

Looks hot either way... :upsidedow

I had the flu a few weeks ago, so you have my sympathies. You're a hero for making it out of the door.

That girl is super hot, too. Love the skin tone.

I try and get home by 1am as the idiot factor and violence increases exponentially here after 1am and compounds every hour after that. Watch Pattaya TV and see the Beer bar wars in the early hours? All Euro trash.