I am going to start carrying eggs in my car: - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#1

I am going to start carrying eggs in my car:

03-10-2007, 11:38 AM

People are fucking stupid and do not know how to drive.

Every:
woman
old person
asian
country folk

should not be allowed to drive in the city, seriously they should all have their license tooken away from them.

Scenario 1:
Today on my way home from the mall this old man switches lanes, i cruise up beside him, and he swithces back into my lane without even shoulder checking i had to slam on my fucking brakes in the middle of the free way.

Scenario 2:
Same drive home on the free way, this bike is in the fast lane with a truck next to it cruising at the same speed blocking the lanes, i cruise by them and the fuckin mom (most likely his mom) is hitting on her brakes to go next to her kid on the bike, she has a fucking mini cam in her hand as she is driving taping the kid on the bike, all in the middle of the free way.

now i would normally just want to get out and smack the shit out of these people, but then i may be charged and i do not have time to waste in jail, so i have decided i am going to carry a box of eggs in my car and promtly egg anyones car who is an idiot, and for the bigger idiots i will follow them and egg them myself.

think this is childish? fuck you, i will egg you to.
Tags: None
Jakke PNG

ex-TeenGodFather

Join Date: Nov 2001

Posts: 20306
Share

Post
#2

03-10-2007, 11:40 AM

Just don't egg the wrong guy, roadrage can lead to serious damage to your car...or yourself.

..and I'm off.
Comment
EBORG9

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2006

Posts: 1823
Share

Post
#3

03-10-2007, 11:47 AM

I drove a Limo in Vegas for a while.
You would not believe the amount of people that I have seen over the years, driving with the right hand, and video taping with the left hand out of the drivers window, on the busy ass, over capacity, drunk tourist driving Las Vegas Strip.
Every weekend!
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#4

03-10-2007, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Just don't egg the wrong guy, roadrage can lead to serious damage to your car...or yourself.

i have good aim, and i am not worried about "the wrong guy" if thats the way you put it.

bet you these people are the same ones that complain about road safety.
Comment
sicone

Retired

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 18453
Share

Post
#5

03-10-2007, 11:53 AM

It never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people do while driving. How they got a license in the first place mystifies me.
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#6

03-10-2007, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by sicone

It never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people do while driving. How they got a license in the first place mystifies me.

yep this i agree with,

but let me tell you here it is almost impossible to fail.

i took drivers ed and they tell you to drive 10 UNDER the speed limit on your test, how safe is that driving 10 under when everyone is going 10 over, and you parallel (spelling?) behind 1 car. LOL

it is a joke, ANYONE can get their license and that is the problem.
Comment
gandalfuy

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jun 2005

Posts: 4686
Share

Post
#7

03-10-2007, 12:01 PM

i agree :S

I'm not back.
Comment
sicone

Retired

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 18453
Share

Post
#8

03-10-2007, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

yep this i agree with,

but let me tell you here it is almost impossible to fail.

i took drivers ed and they tell you to drive 10 UNDER the speed limit on your test, how safe is that driving 10 under when everyone is going 10 over, and you parallel (spelling?) behind 1 car. LOL

it is a joke, ANYONE can get their license and that is the problem.

When I took my original test for my license.. it to was a joke. I made a left out of the parking lot, stopped at a stop sign, made a right, another right, one more right then stopped at a red light, turned right, merged into the left lane and turned left into the parking lot. I parked the car and I had a license. Test took less then then 5 minutes.

That was 15 yrs ago, I hear the test is even easier now.
Comment
MetaMan

I AM WEB 2.0

Join Date: Jan 2003

Posts: 28682
Share

Post
#9

03-10-2007, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by sicone

When I took my original test for my license.. it to was a joke. I made a left out of the parking lot, stopped at a stop sign, made a right, another right, one more right then stopped at a red light, turned right, merged into the left lane and turned left into the parking lot. I parked the car and I had a license. Test took less then then 5 minutes.

That was 15 yrs ago, I hear the test is even easier now.

i didnt even have to merge, my instructor talked about hockey the whole time, he didnt pay attention to anything i was doing, i basically drove straight.
Comment
Spunky

I need a beer

Join Date: Jun 2002

Posts: 133978
Share

Post
#10

03-10-2007, 12:18 PM

Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts

YOUR INFORMATION HERE
Comment
Michaelious

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 6720
Share

Post
#11

03-10-2007, 12:21 PM

My mate used to be a bike courier and he used golf balls instead of eggs. Don't do that shit though - he's a lunatic.
Comment
JD

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Sep 2003

Posts: 22651
Share

Post
#12

03-10-2007, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts

hahahaha oh yeah....
Comment
bu((aneer

Confirmed User

Join Date: Nov 2004

Posts: 651
Share

Post
#13

03-10-2007, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts

try driving in a city full of zipperheads in the winter... those yellows just don't dont know how to drive on blackice....
Comment
EBORG9

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2006

Posts: 1823
Share

Post
#14

03-10-2007, 01:40 PM

What's a zipperhead?
Comment
gimilin

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2007

Posts: 1050
Share

Post
#15

03-10-2007, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

People are fucking stupid and do not know how to drive.

Every:
woman
old person
asian
country folk

should not be allowed to drive in the city, seriously they should all have their license tooken away from them.

Scenario 1:
Today on my way home from the mall this old man switches lanes, i cruise up beside him, and he swithces back into my lane without even shoulder checking i had to slam on my fucking brakes in the middle of the free way.

Scenario 2:
Same drive home on the free way, this bike is in the fast lane with a truck next to it cruising at the same speed blocking the lanes, i cruise by them and the fuckin mom (most likely his mom) is hitting on her brakes to go next to her kid on the bike, she has a fucking mini cam in her hand as she is driving taping the kid on the bike, all in the middle of the free way.

now i would normally just want to get out and smack the shit out of these people, but then i may be charged and i do not have time to waste in jail, so i have decided i am going to carry a box of eggs in my car and promtly egg anyones car who is an idiot, and for the bigger idiots i will follow them and egg them myself.

think this is childish? fuck you, i will egg you to.

Wherever you are whatever you do,you always can find such fucking things,but just remember not
Every:
woman
old person
asian
country folk

Adult Video Girl Online Adult Video Girl Online Forum
Comment
2012

So Fucking What

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 17189
Share

Post
#16

03-10-2007, 03:46 PM

i've had this same exact idea

what about when you're walking your dog or something and you are standing on the curb in front of the crosswalk waiting... and waiting.... and waiting... watching every dumb shit and fuck head drive by.

the other day this asshole drives by laughing... kind of slow. I really was dreaming that I had an egg at that moment.

Or when you're crossing the street and the fucker 3 miles away guns it so halfway across the street he almost nails you.

I think soon my thoughts will gravitate more towards rocks.

best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck Yourself
Comment
lorine

Confirmed User

Join Date: Jan 2007

Posts: 994
Share

Post
#17

03-11-2007, 01:49 AM

Not every woman is a bad drive,let`s not exagerate,old people shouldn`t be allowed to drive because their reflexes are slower.

Lorine - ebony escort for sensitive gentlemen
Comment
Jakke PNG

ex-TeenGodFather

Join Date: Nov 2001

Posts: 20306
Share

Post
#18

03-11-2007, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by lorine

Not every woman is a bad drive,

Take random 10 woman and 9 of them are a serious risk to the traffic.

..and I'm off.
Comment
notabook

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2006

Posts: 9748
Share

Post
#19

03-11-2007, 01:58 AM

I remember the first time I drove through a big city (was in Texas). This guy came out of no where and cut me off, and almost hit me. He then waved at me ROFL... as if to say "welcome to Texas!" like it was some sort of friendly way to greet people.
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...