Fucking machine!
 

Get your girl one of these contraptions and she will love you forever!
http://www.fukingmachines.com/meetthemachines/


:1orglaugh

hehe I watched an HBO show and they were on it fucking awesome

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha didja see the one attached to a mixer!?!

I like the goat milker

What a fucking stupid idea. You want to fuck your girl and she tells you she is tired cause she was just fucked the machine for a few hours.

Stupid idea?

I like the idea.

I want the drilldo !!! :Graucho

OMG!
those machines are insane! hahahahahahahahaha


Stars Cash

This one scares me...

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/asse...mages/0543.jpg

You don't having sex alot?
:eek7

First I thought this thread was about someone griping about thier computer or something.

The ones at Fucking Machines are kind of awkward and difficult to use- you have to position yourself pretty carefully so that the steel shaft doesn't poke a hole in your hole LOL. I prefer the one I built:

http://www.Asian-Exhibitionist.com/T...hine/index.htm

This is my first one, the next ones coming out next month and it's much better...