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JD 03-09-2007 09:12 AM

Fucking shit! I hate kids.
 
It's fucking 8am and this little shit is standing outside with mommy as daddy leaves in his truck for work SCREAMING at the top of her little fucking lungs "DADDDY DADDDY DADDDY"

Take your fucking kid in the house. Shit!

ADL Josh 03-09-2007 09:40 AM

lol..that sucks

JD 03-09-2007 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12046125)
lol..that sucks

yeah. little shit head does it every morning for like 20 mins.... I swear one day I'm gunna hurl a brick at the little fucker...

TigerDragon 03-09-2007 09:50 AM

sorry man... :/

Brad 03-09-2007 09:53 AM

that's balls. maybe you should just start standing outside your front door naked in the morning. that will take the kids mind off daddy for a few minutes and maybe make the family move too.

Murderous 03-09-2007 09:58 AM

Or at least they will send the kid in the house... and maybe you to jail... no kids in jail. :thumbsup

JD 03-09-2007 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Murderous (Post 12046208)
Or at least they will send the kid in the house... and maybe you to jail... no kids in jail. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh yeah but loooots of anal. I'm not a fan of being bunched in my 1 brown eye daily :thumbsup

gimilin 03-09-2007 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 12046189)
that's balls. maybe you should just start standing outside your front door naked in the morning. that will take the kids mind off daddy for a few minutes and maybe make the family move too.

Yeah,it is fucking bad,if you always got such a trouble.Do something to make yourself feel good that much better than mind.

JaneB 03-09-2007 12:19 PM

Well how old is the kid? You should be mad at her mom, not the kid. She is only a kid after all. Go knock on the door and tell the mom that her daughter's yelling bothers you. If she is a decent person she will take care of it.

baddog 03-09-2007 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 12046230)
:1orglaugh yeah but loooots of anal. I'm not a fan of being bunched in my 1 brown eye daily :thumbsup

You sound pretty sure of yourself.

Adultnet 03-09-2007 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 12046866)
Well how old is the kid? You should be mad at her mom, not the kid. She is only a kid after all. Go knock on the door and tell the mom that her daughter's yelling bothers you. If she is a decent person she will take care of it.

yep... but what can she do ? :pimp

TeenCat 03-09-2007 01:11 PM

for me is good smoke solving problems like this :pimp

JD 03-09-2007 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12046887)
You sound pretty sure of yourself.

i'm pretty sure I'm wouldn't be a fan of teh buttsecks :winkwink:

AaronM 03-09-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 12046161)
yeah. little shit head does it every morning for like 20 mins.... I swear one day I'm gunna hurl a brick at the little fucker...


I recently bought a sling shot for a similar reason. When your dog is barking because he wants in the house, let him in the house....Or your house may be missing a window very soon.....

JD 03-09-2007 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultnet (Post 12046916)
yep... but what can she do ? :pimp

choke the little shit Homer Simpson style?

JD 03-09-2007 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 12047196)
I recently bought a sling shot for a similar reason. When your dog is barking because he wants in the house, let him in the house....Or your house may be missing a window very soon.....

omfg yeah that shit drives me up the fucking wall.... the dog is a street or 2 over but the fucking thing must be half dragon or some shit. It's LOUD every Saturday night the lock it out until I'd say 4-5am and it's non-stop WOOF WOOF WOOF HOOOOOOOOOWL repeat.

kinda makes me want to move to the "country" :1orglaugh

madawgz 03-09-2007 01:50 PM

damn that sucks man, i dont want kids either lol

AaronM 03-09-2007 01:53 PM

You can't really blame the kid, it's the parent who's is fucking up.

That's why I won't be shooting the sling shot at the dog. It's not the dog's fault that the owner is being a dick.

skinnay 03-09-2007 01:57 PM

i agree, i fucking hate kids..

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ

kristin 03-09-2007 01:58 PM

I was never a "kid" person but quickly had to change when I was pregnant. My kids are well behaved, but I also make them that way.

They go into corners in airports, restaurants, they get yelled at. I'm not mean about it, but if you let your kid act up in public, they will do it anywhere. It's not fair for the public, the parents, or the kid.

The_Muffler 03-09-2007 02:02 PM

wow...if burning VD wasn't enough to get me to wear a jimmy hat, that youtube video sure was. LOL

RuthB 03-09-2007 02:02 PM

you should tape it and then on Saturday/Sunday (or whatever days the guy doesn't work) go play it at full volume at 8am by their place.. maybe then they'll realise how harsh it is..

LOL I guess that's mean but I'm feeling in a particularly impish mood at the moment, and I LOATHE screaming children :winkwink:

llporter 03-09-2007 02:04 PM

douchebag says what?

fris 03-09-2007 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 12046002)
It's fucking 8am and this little shit is standing outside with mommy as daddy leaves in his truck for work SCREAMING at the top of her little fucking lungs "DADDDY DADDDY DADDDY"

Take your fucking kid in the house. Shit!

http://www.oldpeoplearefunny.com/sou...e_children.mp3

KustomKowgurl 03-09-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 12047261)
omfg yeah that shit drives me up the fucking wall.... the dog is a street or 2 over but the fucking thing must be half dragon or some shit. It's LOUD every Saturday night the lock it out until I'd say 4-5am and it's non-stop WOOF WOOF WOOF HOOOOOOOOOWL repeat.

kinda makes me want to move to the "country" :1orglaugh


Then you just have to deal with the cows. And coyotes in some places. We just need to figure out how to soundproof houses.

JD 03-09-2007 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12047535)

:1orglaugh


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