Limited Offer: Freaks
 

You know who you are.

I do not discriminate. You want phat design of your fucking weird/borderline shit? $$$ up front... conversions will explode. tips & bribes welcome. First in, first served. Discreet references provided at my discretion. If your vibe is solid, I'll see... if not, eat it. Client confidentiality is prime.

This is not the shit you see in anyone's portfolio.... (including mine)

I don't usually solicit for this kinda stuff, but hey... it's been a while and I got an itch to do some more undisclosed stuff.

No CP. No exceptions.

what about pedeaphiles?

wadda think you could do with weirdfreakyshit.com?

Nothing if you don't have some sort of concept or stable base of operations from which to expand..... I'm not here to create your freakin' future... I am merely a tool bro.

nevermind.... I rescind this offer too.

Does this mean you will do a satanic banner?

(quoting toodamnfli) nigga please... I already said... no cp. Anything else goes.

Freaks only? :Graucho

maybe some paint design can win then :winkwink:

Midget bestiality? Midget dudes fucking cats and chicks getting done by dobermans? They are all the same size so it should be good. Can you do it Amp?

AMP, i need a logo for http://www.sexy-celebs.net

PLEASE !!

will u do beastie?

AMP, i'm a poor mexican webmaster, i have to feed my family, i can't pay you money but i can put a desclaimer that you made a logo and a link to your domain on the buttom :thumbsup

yes... and I can do it well.

yes.

sorry....

pimpdog? :eek7

celeb will cost xtra.

how much for a splash and 3 tours, and a join?

Beastie? $1500

priority service.

Vagisil, if this goes any farther than this, we should probly take it to a private convo....

Could Mazer Rackus be Dark Jedi????

At your celeb cj http://www.sexy-celebs.net

there's a console with a FPA for Freezinebucks with the
referral id of "Dark Jedi" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahahahahaha

aaahahahahahahaha BUSTED

it is no a cj you idiot - theres lot of content :321GFY

i dont know if i could swing 1500$ right now :disgust

$1500 not that bad for an AMP design - but I got bitch slapped so......

bottom line:

I don't give a fuckin' crap what kinda site you got... as long as it's not cp, I'll hook it up for ya. No need to ask if I'll do this or do that... AGAIN... if it's not cp, I'll do it. End of story.

CASH TALKS.

Everything else can suck a dick. I don;t need links or trades or future favors, or a special fucking friend....

you want the work, you know where to find me... if you're full of shit, then you gotta live with that, not me.

Enjoy peoples... :glugglug

(I certainly will!)

Oops sorry, there IS a lot of unlicensed celeb content so it's not a cj my bad.


Please don't call me an idiot, that really hurts my feelings
:(

okay, i am is sorry

Ok, I forgive :)

you had an abusive father, didnt you? an alcoholic, abusive father? i sense this

phogirl (or any other of the GFYers), feel free to use the devilboy if need be:
http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/fuckface.jpg

*EG*

AMP,

Never in a million years did I ever think I would hear you say that!

LD