I gave a homeless guy some money. :(
 

This has happened to me before dozens of times... and I dunno why, but this time it happened it really irked me off so bad that I did something completely inappropriate, something that I?ll regret for years to come. I was walking to a CompUSA about two blocks away from where I parked my car (I need the exercise, I'm a fat fuck). About halfway there I get approached by a homeless guy asking for handouts. The guy looks to be mid 40's, fairly frail. He starts telling me this sob story about how life kept kicking him in the face when he was younger, blah-blah-blah blah... anyways, he finally asks for some change so he can go "get something to eat".

So, like I do *every* time a homeless person asks me for a handout, I offer to go buy him something to eat. The guy shrugs and mutters 'whatever' under his breath and kinda shuffles off. I really wanted to get this guy some food even with his attitude so I decided to go buy him something to eat. Not that many good food places around where I was so I decide to just buy the guy a combo from Wendy's. I get the food, bring it to him and hand it to him. HE ACTUALLY TAKES THE FUCKING FOOD! This was virtually the first time I had successfully seen a homeless guy accept food, and I was happy that he did. Then the mother fucker walks over to a trashcan and DUNKS the food like a basketball in the trash.

I started to see red and I started screaming at the bastard and asked why the hell did he do that, why the fuck did he just waste a meal. And he goes "all I wanted was some change you asshole!". Then I snapped. I went away from there as fast as I could. I drove to my bank as quickly as possible and got $40 in change. All pennies. I put them all into this plastic bucket from my trunk, all 4000 of them. Then I drove back to where that homeless guy was. I looked for a few minutes and didn't see the guy and was about to go to CompUSA and just say fuck it. Then I see the asshole talking to some lady, no doubt trying to get a few cents from her and go buy some fucking booze with it.

I pull up close, go to the trunk and get out the bucket. Then I reached one hand in the bucket, took out a handful of pennies and started throwing them at the fucker. Handful after handful. I was screaming the whole time, don't remember all what I said, I'm sure I said something to the likes of "YOU WANTED CHANGE? HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHANGE!". After about the tenth handful of pennies slamming into this guys head he falls to the ground. I then drop the bucket to the ground (this thing was getting heavy, it weighed like 25 fucking pounds) and start scooping up pennies with both hands and throwing them at the bastard.

I finally started to calm down because I was hearing someone screaming, it was the woman the homeless guy was talking to. She was screaming (almost pleading) for me to stop hurting the ?nice man?. I told her what the guy did to me earlier. She had this perplexed look on her face, like she didn't understand why I went through all this effort. I scooped up one final pile of pennies with my hands and dropped them on the homeless guy?s chest. Then I got in my car and drove off.

And now I really feel bad about the whole thing. Not about throwing the change at the homeless guy; that I'm still smiling about. Not about wasting $40, I really think it was well spent. I am pissed off because I forgot my fucking bucket :( I've used that thing for years as a soap bucket to clean my vehicles with, and now it's gone for good. That bastard is probably using it as a toilet right now... that son of a bitch got the last laugh after all. :mad:

thats great, fucking ungrateful bums.

I only get them food too but sometimes i have prank bills that i give to them, they get all excited when they see a twenty.

I doubt he'd take the time to shit into a bucket...

But that's a good story

wow what a fucking idiot you are.

but..... the story IS funny :)

I bet he is shitting in it right now... fucking evil bastard.

why would he shit in a basket when he can just shit in the street 6

Because he knows it is my bucket :(

now thats innovative

thanks for the bucket:thumbsup

You sound like a nice guy, I hope this has taught you a valuable lesson.
DON'T FEED THE BUMS!!!

This is a pretty funny story and happens a lot. Ironically there is a bum down the highway that only hangs out in front of Wendy's to get food for him and his wife. I eat there a lot and see people giving him combos. He walks off and actually eats it. But still, lol...

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Hmmm sounds like you have an anger problem. You could have handled it like an adult and just shrugged it off. Try some prozac, sounds like you need it.

i fucking hate poor and homeless people

fuckem
 

anger management helps:thumbsup ...but sometimes the fuckers can really piss you off. I did the same thing. I bought this guy a donut and some coffee after asking me for change. He threw it on the ground and told me to fuck off. I really wanted to pound his face in at that point. I decided to never pay attention to them again they will always get the best of you.

I also see a bum around town that one time I drove by he was begging with a sign at the stop light. Really grungy looking old man looked like he just crossed the desert... I always wondered how the fuck did he get to this ( somewhat secluded spot ). I had to go back that way 10 minutes later and saw him getting into a very nice new model ford truck.

Well that is a nice attitude to have. You better hope you never go broke someday.

Ahh dude this was only some money he was after... But this is really great story :)

The homeless guy was wrong but you went crazy!

Naaa, I don't need prozac. I just go out and strangle a kitten or two and I'm as chipper as can be. :thumbsup

haha funny story

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fuck em'

holy shit... that's crazy! I'd be pissed as hell!

You really need to get over the whole cat thing. You have to be a sick fuck to actually strangle a kitten. I really do hope that you are kidding when you keep saying stuff like that. If not, you do need mental help.

In Nashville they have a program that you HAVE to be homeless in order to work at. They pay 9.00 per hour. I have no pitty for the homeless people here usually, because it is simply them not wanting to work. Im not talking about disabled ones, Im talking about the able bodied bums with their hands out.

My wife and I were going into a building downtown the other day and two fat black women were sitting on a bench. They ask me for money, I say sorry no dont have any. And the one bitch says " I have 2 kids to feed " I turned around with my 6 month Pregnant wife beside me and said. " I have 2 to feed, and 1 on the way, get your lazy fat ass off the bench and go get a J. O. B. " I mean she is sitting there WITHOUT her kids with her. So either she has someone to watch them, or they are in school or something. She has time to sit on a fuckin bench and harass me and my pregnant wife, but cant go drop some fries in a box at Mickey d's. WTF. Grr some people piss me off.

Wow... that's an incredible job opportunity for the homeless! I wish we had something similar here but from what I've seen I doubt many would take it up (seems the same in your area). Homelessness is a growing problem here (well, all across the South really) but most of the problems seem to be with the homeless person themselves. I'm sure there's a fair % of them who are really out on the streets without a clue what to do and are willing to better themselves but shit, I really can't tell you the number of times I've been approached for money. I always, and I mean *ALWAYS* offer to go buy them something to eat. And I have NEVER been taken up on that offer. It's obvious what the vast majority want that money for, at least some are honest about it.

That is a great story. I'm still laughing.

I killed my first cat when I was around three years old. Even as a young child I knew the dangers those bastards represented to mankind. I believe it belonged to my sister?s best friend. I remember picking the cat up and it hissing at me. I then started to swing it as hard as I could above my head. It started making a horrible growling/screeching sound, something that scared me. To make the noise stop I threw the cat into a brick wall, killing it instantly. Its neck was broken, its eyes bulging out.

Ah.. memories.

amazing, great idea! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMFG Great story..... Lesson learned I guess...

FUCK YOU GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA! lol i live in Philly and get asked 100+ times a day by these cunts and i carry a boxcutter and sometimes have them hold out their hand and get them and laugh, but now i have a great one, keep a shitload of pennies on me and fucking throw them in the guys face so fucking hard it hurts, what will the pigs charge me with, not even a hate crime sine 99% are black (the white ones i tell them only Ni@@ers beg and if they cant even hustle a scam then they should just kill themselves and not breed) since i gave the cunt what he wanted change :D mmmm...i go get pennies tommorow :D :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Plus these racist motherfuckers only ask you if you're white cuz they think you're a bitch i proved that wrong a few times, esspecially in 110F philly heat in the summmer and i am not in a good mood :mad:

That's a classic tho, :thumbsup :thumbsup 2 thumbs up, only would have been better if when he hit the ground you pulled out your dick and pissed on the fucking bitch! :mad:


(ps, for all you liberal little cunts who are shocked or call this racist but live in fucking idaho or someother fucking all white hard working place, i wlll pay for you to live here one fucking day and change you attitude!)

And what is the conclusion of the story?
Dont waste time for a person who lazy to work :winkwink:

Homeless guy got about $40 in pennies (thrown at him, of course), I lost my favorite soap bucket, and Field Marshall Bernard Montgomery's nickname was Monty.

Hmmm, you do know that serial killers start out with killing animals? How long until you move on to people? You are really one fucked up person if you think it is ok to kill cats. There is karma in this world and you will get yours for killing animals. I hope that you get strangled or thrown into a wall and die. Then the world will be right. :)

Homeless people hate being offered food, I don't know why, but they do. So you basically wasted $45 on this guy.
Btw what country do you live in?

That was a brilliant story.

Are you serious with the cat killing or is it a forum joke? That's basically the makings of a serial killer....:(

Well I for one would much rather spend time with the homeless guy than notabook, you sound like spoilt brat. Someone who throws a tantrum because he can not get his own way. Can you even imagine how low you would have to sink to beg for money I know I can not. To get there either life dealt you a bad hand or you do not have what it takes to stop yourself getting there, but to be born lucky enough to have a chance in life and the brains to do something with your life and then treat another human being like they do not count is just about as low as you can go. The homeless bloke is there because that is where his life took him but you was 100% aware of what you was doing and you know it is just low. Was he ungrateful NO, so he throw you bugger away so what the man wanted money if you did not want to give it to him then walk on like the dog you are but no you wanted him to be grateful and tell you what a wonderful person you are well wake up because you are not you are a low life who needs other to confirm your worth because deep down you it is very little.

The reason you hate cats is because they refuse to bow to you they see the REAL you and that hurts you. If what you wrote about doing to cats is true you need to seek professional help but you probably will not and then you would have to look at yourself and that would be to scary for you but do not think you can hide for ever because 1 person we can never get away from is ourselves and if you are not already having sleepless nights they will come you WILL wake up sweating the room you are in will seem small you will not be able to trust anyone. No one will ever love you because you have to hide from them you will die alone and you will not be missed. Take some advice seek help you REALLY need it and remember you can not hide from yourself not even on GFY. Have a good nights sleep dude

You believe in karma? :1orglaugh

Then you go on to say you hope I get strangled or thrown into a wall and die... man, a hypocrite of your beliefs in one sentence! That has to be a new record :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

America. The land of the free and reality TV.

Thank you for fucking story,it is very interesting.I am never heard such a story,have you even try to through food for instead?

Actually that is not being a hypocrite. If she hopes that you die, then that is ok. Killing you would bring bad karma. Half the people on this forum want you to shut the fuck up about cats. It is annoying as hell and only a nut would admit to killing animals. Please just kill yourself and do us all a favor of not having to see you on here again.

Your a fucked up person. :(

If the homeless have all day to fuck off, why can't we fuck off with them by throwing pennies at them?

It demeans them? They are homeless, people, it doesn't get any more demeaning than that!

Actually that is an example of being a hypocrite. By you hoping/wishing for negative things to happen, then ultimately you will have negative things happen to you =) Well, if you believe in Karma and all. :thumbsup

Is that a true story? lol... I can't imagine some homeless fucker throwing a new wendy's into a garbage can.. what a prick he is.

That's one weird ass hobo I'll tell you what!

It's absolutely true -- and it really wasn't that surprising what he did. I've offered on dozens of occasions to go buy food for homeless people. Every time I am asked for change/money I will offer to get them food. None have *ever* accepted that offer. ZERO people out of hundreds.

Well as a fat fuck you will have a hard time understanding why your *generous* offer of food didn't even phase a frail alchoholic down in the dumps. I mean it's really not that hard, of course you've never been in his shoes, you think food is hard to get in the US? No it's not, peace of mind is, especially when life throws shit at you time after time and about the only thing that makes it go away, if only for a while, is some booze, some drugs, something to make the pain dissappear. But for people like you it's food. That's why you're fat. Different strokes for different folks. Not everyone will get all excited about the same shit you do. Something to consider. Not to say that your initial intention wasn't noble. But then you follow up with the childish penny throwing shit. WTF dude..

There is redemption for you too though: Buy a case of red wine and find the nearest bums you can and start handing out the bottles, you will be remembered as an angel, a legend.. what a guy! I wonder where he is today.. We architect our lives my friend.. who do you want to be?

Wow Id like to give you a new fucking memory. If you did that in front of me youd be fucking sorry you piece of fucking shit.

Find the nearest gun and blow your fucking pathetic head off.

Wow truly insightful, I for one thank you, not sure this guy will though..

Who are you kidding idiot. You need to submit yourself to the nearest hospital. Lable your forehead with WHACKJOB. Lets get your self absorbed story straight. You have driven around on "dozens" of occasions trying to feed the homeless. Now that obvisously takes alot of your time up but lucky for mankind and mother nature you still have some spare time to kill defenseless creatures.

Seek therapy immediately fuckstain.