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Cory W 03-05-2007 10:41 AM

How do you quit chapstick?
 
I found quitting smoking easier.

ElvisManson 03-05-2007 10:42 AM

switch to blistex.

Pleasurepays 03-05-2007 10:42 AM

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shoeaholicanon 03-05-2007 10:43 AM

why do you want to quit?

I am chauncy 03-05-2007 10:44 AM

you never can it just progresses chapstick to medicated chapstick to blistex and it ends with carmex

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-05-2007 10:55 AM

Dont.. its good to keep the lips protected.

tASSy 03-05-2007 10:58 AM

hah, i used to joke about having an AA group for Chapstick users, the stuff is so damned addictive to your lips, you even have a withdrawl symptom, namely peeling lips...if you really want to stop using it you just have to quit and wait for the painful part of ripping your lips up to go away. otherwise, if you're interested in something slightly less addictive, try a natural form of lip balm like burt's beeswax or some such thing. :)

BigBen 03-05-2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am chauncy (Post 12020163)
you never can it just progresses chapstick to medicated chapstick to blistex and it ends with carmex

Heh, that's 100% correct. :helpme

Brad 03-05-2007 02:15 PM

honestly, stop using it. I stopped years ago and it sucked at first, but now I never need it and my lips are great, doesn't matter if I am outside in on a windy as hell -30 day...they are still good to go.

Booty Man 03-05-2007 02:15 PM

The real question is...how does chapstick quit you?!

Voodoo 03-05-2007 02:16 PM

But, Chapstick makes your mouth delicious for the ladies.

Jim_Gunn 03-05-2007 03:39 PM

It's all about the medicated Chapstick brand lip balm!

pawsregd 03-05-2007 03:41 PM

Cold turkey. Your lips will suffer for a week or two but then they will be fine. I use to have quite the "addiction" too. Always had a Chapstick in my pocket, beside the bed, the bathroom, the car....etc.

Jman 03-05-2007 03:41 PM

Juicy told me spreading semen on your lips will cure that addiction.

uno 03-05-2007 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am chauncy (Post 12020163)
you never can it just progresses chapstick to medicated chapstick to blistex and it ends with carmex

I'm hopelessly addicted to Blistex' Lip Medex. :(

Eric 03-05-2007 03:56 PM

If you stopped streching your mouth so much then you wouldn't need it as much.

OY 03-05-2007 03:57 PM

Get Blistex medicated balm, apply before going to bed while at the same time throw away chapstick. Wake up and you are good to go. Do NOT apply more Blistex after this.

Azoy? 03-05-2007 03:58 PM

switch over to Vaseline Lip Therapy ? introduced in the UK in small round tins and in the US in small tubes, this Vaseline product helps to protect lips from the drying effects of wind and cold weather.

http://www.unilever.com/ourbrands/pe...e/vaseline.asp

Look at it this way. When you`ll carry Vaseline on you, you'll be ready for anything that may rise up during the course of the day meeting new people. Just don't bend over to pick up the tube in case it falls on the floor for some odd reason :Kissmy

NaughtyAllie 03-05-2007 04:01 PM

You can't quit. Jake and I are addicted to Carmex and we don't even fight it anymore. :(

Azoy? 03-05-2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 12024157)
If you stopped streching your mouth so much then you wouldn't need it as much.

what makes me wonder is how do you know stretching the mouth does that ? :winkwink:

RedShoe 03-05-2007 04:08 PM

It might sound gross, but it will work trust me. Take your chapstick, take the lid off, and get Gabe to bend over. Pull down his britches, and give his bunger a little swipe.

You'll never stick that thing back on your lips again. And TRUST ME, if you do.. you'll never do AFTER that.

It only takes one time of rubbing an assed chapstick on your lips to learn your lesson and break you of a bad habit.


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