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TMM_John 03-04-2007 12:16 PM

Member E-Mails threatening Legal Action! My Favorite Yet!
 
I always get a kick out of emails from members who threaten to sue me. 99% of them are from people who are going to because their trial renewed to a monthly membership and if I don't refund them immediately they are going to call their cousin/brother/uncle/ex-wife/etc. who is a lawyer and my life will be miserable for their $24.95.

However, this one was different and I got a real kick out of it.

Quote:

My Name is --- ----,

And I have been talking to someone that claims to be the real Alyssa Doll, she said this was done site done 10 yeaars ago, and unless you can prove to me that you are Alyssa Legal action will be taking out by my uncle who is a respected Barrister. I am very much in love with the real Alyssa and this makes me sick to think that someone would keep this site going after she left 10 years ago. Please confirm that Alyssa is real and no action will be taken, I might be mistaken and cauld be wrong and going out with an inposter, but I am serious, unless you want to end up in court I suggest you show some proof or take this site down straight away.

Thanks and Regards,
--- ----
Some woman is fucking with this poor guy pretty bad. If he would look a bit into it you could easily figure out that the pictures were not taken ten years ago.

Also, when sending emails threatening legal action use a spell checker and have someone with grammar skills beyond 4th grade read it over.

Evil E 03-04-2007 12:17 PM

Wow that's beautiful

fris 03-04-2007 12:18 PM

what a tard.

PunkRockXXX 03-04-2007 12:20 PM

tell him to stfu

stev0 03-04-2007 12:21 PM

hahaha, hillarious... poor guy

TMM_John 03-04-2007 12:22 PM

He didn't even get a response. I'd love for him to file something. I would absolutely love to meet the woman who he thinks is AlyssaDoll. I bet the only thing they have in common is being a brunette.

TMM_John 03-04-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 12013366)
Tell him Alyssa Doll is a 3D rendering created by <make up important sounding name>. There is no real Alyssa Doll.

Incorrect. Santa's elves construct her pics pixel by pixel in the off season.

Boobs 03-04-2007 12:29 PM

:1orglaugh thats funny

Rui 03-04-2007 12:33 PM

lol.......

its a bit sad tho.

DutchTeenCash 03-04-2007 12:34 PM

pure love

amazing uh

BoyAlley 03-04-2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn (Post 12013362)
I'd love for him to file something. I would absolutely love to meet the woman who he thinks is AlyssaDoll.

Sorry sorry this is all my fault. I am the woman that he thinks is Alyssa Doll. I had to find SOMETHING that I could attract breeders with on MySpace and went with her. :Oh crap

It's OK though next week I'm going to be Raven Riley. :winkwink:

It's amazing how easy it is to get breeders to send you pics of their penis.....

Reak AGV 03-04-2007 12:39 PM

John, give him his own fan signature. I'm sure that will satisfy him :)

Lee 03-04-2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 12013440)
John, give him his own fan signature. I'm sure that will satisfy him :)

Thats what I was going to suggest but have it saying something like "Name threatened to sue me".

TeenCat 03-04-2007 01:19 PM

omfg this man was long time online without a break

Klen 03-04-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12013434)
Sorry sorry this is all my fault. I am the woman that he thinks is Alyssa Doll. I had to find SOMETHING that I could attract breeders with on MySpace and went with her. :Oh crap

It's OK though next week I'm going to be Raven Riley. :winkwink:

It's amazing how easy it is to get breeders to send you pics of their penis.....

You realy do that?You are crazy.If you somuch want to watch penis then go to x*pe*eps.com instead myspace.

mikeyddddd 03-04-2007 01:36 PM

Tell him you need recent pics for a site update

the alchemist 03-04-2007 01:39 PM

Haha, thanks for laugh.

Fat Duck 03-04-2007 01:41 PM

another classic from a love stricken member

shermo 03-04-2007 01:45 PM

I'd be shaking in my boots if I were you. Hahahah!

12clicks 03-04-2007 01:51 PM

Hi, I'm Alyssa Doll and a few things have changed in the last ten years but its still me!
where shall we meet for our date?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...k/fat-girl.jpg

tehHinjew 03-04-2007 01:53 PM

if his uncle is a respected barister then he would not take this to court since it would make him look bad

his own nephew is dating a former porn star??

cmon now

BoyAlley 03-04-2007 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 12013752)
You realy do that?You are crazy.If you somuch want to watch penis then go to x*pe*eps.com instead myspace.


Watch out breeders watch out! You never know when that sexy womans you're sending nudes to and having cybersex with might really be Teh BoyAlley!!!!!!!

dready 03-04-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 12013440)
John, give him his own fan signature. I'm sure that will satisfy him :)

:thumbsup :thumbsup

seeric 03-04-2007 01:54 PM

i get the trial to rebill threats all the time when they dont cancel in time and try to play hard ball.

Babaganoosh 03-04-2007 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew (Post 12013849)
if his uncle is a respected barister then he would not take this to court since it would make him look bad

his own nephew is dating a former porn star??

cmon now

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

pocketkangaroo 03-04-2007 02:00 PM

My guess is that it's some guy who has been talking to a "girl" through Myspace for a few months. She was using stolen images of Alyssa Doll. Someone found them and confronted "her" in which she made up that excuse.

Seriously, there are some desperate dudes on Myspace.

pornguy 03-04-2007 02:01 PM

I love e-mails like that.

cams2chat 03-04-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn (Post 12013336)
I always get a kick out of emails from members who threaten to sue me. 99% of them are from people who are going to because their trial renewed to a monthly membership and if I don't refund them immediately they are going to call their cousin/brother/uncle/ex-wife/etc. who is a lawyer and my life will be miserable for their $24.95.

However, this one was different and I got a real kick out of it.



Some woman is fucking with this poor guy pretty bad. If he would look a bit into it you could easily figure out that the pictures were not taken ten years ago.

Also, when sending emails threatening legal action use a spell checker and have someone with grammar skills beyond 4th grade read it over.


OK.... a chat member one

"It has come 2 my attention that someone is using
xxxxxx21 as a screen name in ACM. I do not know the girl, I chatted with her and requested that she change her screen name. she said no. I also chatted online with support #13, nothing that that can do so they gave me this email 2 contact someone else. So, hopefully we can get some resolve here.
My name is zzzzz zzzz, many people call me xxxx. My girlfriend online in ACM is xxxxxxx. The screen name xxxxxx21 is causing problems between my girlfriend and i, also with her work in ACM.
xxxxxxx has my permission to use that as a screen name while xxxxxxx21 does not.
With all do respect, my request is that the name be suspended, from use in ACM. Also that any future xxxxx/yyyyy and xxxxyyyy variations, in whole or in part not to be accepted by ACM without my written permission.
I have been in contact with my lawyer here. As long as I recieve 10% of her earnings from her private chats, she can continue to use the name xxxxxxx21..
as long as she wants she has both a verbal (and written permission if u need 1). neither the studio, the manager or xxxxxx21 herself has ask me personally to use the name xxxx or xxxx, or even use xxxxxxx.
I/we believe that it is someone, manager or owner of studio looking to get even from a past event thus the use of the name xxxxxx21.
I believe that it is fair that I, personally have asked her to change her screen name, contacted ACM support via chat and also have written this e-mail contacted my lawyer.
Like I said b4, I have asked her to change her screen name she is not willing, and she continues to use the screen name..xxxxxx21.. after 3/1/07 Then it is fair that we should both (my girlfriend and I) be compensated from the studio itself and not the individual herself, for using our name(s). Which is 50% of the studios earning for that period, I think would be fair considering.
This is personal, This is an attack at me and my girlfriend, or my girlfriend and myself after 3/1/07, I will again contact my lawyer if this issue is not resolved"


No the email wasnt from Tom Cruise or anyone even remotely known by anyone other than his mother.

Michaelious 03-04-2007 06:35 PM

Funny. The guys a chump.

nikki99 03-04-2007 07:48 PM

I had a few of those :)


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