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eddie-executive 03-04-2007 11:28 AM

The top 3 most annoying things drivers do
 
for me at least:

1. tailgaiting me
2. cutting the corner when turning in front of me leaving a cunt hair of space from thier bumper to mine
3. im waiting to pass a slow driver with my left signal on, as soon as its clear on the left the guy tailgaiting me darts into the left lane

:321GFY

baddog 03-04-2007 11:29 AM

not moving over a bit/or moving over a bit just to try and keep me from splitting lanes

psili 03-04-2007 11:31 AM

3a. Waiting to pass someone on the left, on a two lane road, and the fucker speeds up when you try to pass, so you have to get back behind them, and then he slows down again.

RawAlex 03-04-2007 11:31 AM

People who drive slow so I have to tailgate them to get them moving.
People who flinch when I turn, 1 inch is 1 inch get use to it.
Slow guys who can't make their mind up to move to the left lane, and just leave their blinker on.

:) :) :)

CDSmith 03-04-2007 11:37 AM

3 things I hate:

-- idiots who don't use their signal when changing lanes.
-- idiots who drive with their high beams on in the city at night.
-- idiots who drive with a cell phone stuck to the side of their head. I hate these last group of idiots on principle alone, because they look stupid.

psili 03-04-2007 11:40 AM

Another one, since I commute around bicycle riders: When there's a bike lane and there's more than one bicyclist and they don't run in a line, but side-by-side so they take up roadway -- yea, love those fuckers too.....

mikeyddddd 03-04-2007 11:43 AM

1) stopping on the on ramp
2) driving below the speed limit in the left lane
3) leaving bright lights on

eddie-executive 03-04-2007 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 12013145)
People who drive slow so I have to tailgate them to get them moving.
People who flinch when I turn, 1 inch is 1 inch get use to it.
Slow guys who can't make their mind up to move to the left lane, and just leave their blinker on.

:) :) :)


Then i meet you at the stop light put my fist through your window and rip you out of your car and beat your head in:pimp

CDSmith 03-04-2007 11:46 AM

Bonus hate:

#4 -- idiots who throw trash out the window. Fast food bags, 7-11 cups, etc. Fact is, idiots who do that are themselves trash. Why not speed up to a nice cruising speed of 60 mph and heave yourself out the fucking window? That'd be good. Littering idiot.

SilentKnight 03-04-2007 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive (Post 12013191)
Then i meet you at the stop light put my fist through your window and rip you out of your car and beat your head in:pimp

Be sure to get a refund on that anger management course.

Jakke PNG 03-04-2007 12:12 PM

- People who break without any apparent reason, and as they're almost at stop they put on the blinker
- People who don't use blinkers at all
- People who don't respect my right to go first at every situation

CDSmith 03-04-2007 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 12013312)
- People who don't respect my right to go first at every situation

Best one so far.

Penthouse Tony 03-04-2007 08:14 PM

I hate it when someone speeds up to not let me into a lane when he sees my signal.

Spunky 03-04-2007 08:15 PM

Talking on the damn phone

Brooke Anderson 03-04-2007 09:17 PM

I hate it when people throw their cigarettes out their window without caring if there is a motorcyclists right behind them. Assholes

aztecboi2003 03-04-2007 09:22 PM

- I hate it when chicks are applying makeup
- People are trying to discipline there children
- Men are shaving with an electric shavor HELLO wake the fuck up earlier

notabook 03-04-2007 09:24 PM

1. drivers who talk on a cell phone while driving
2. drivers who put on makeup while driving.
3. drivers who read the newspaper/magazines/BOOKS (GOD DAMN THEM).... while driving.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-04-2007 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 12013144)
3a. Waiting to pass someone on the left, on a two lane road, and the fucker speeds up when you try to pass, so you have to get back behind them, and then he slows down again.

i do that to people just to see their facial expressions


i especially like to get in the fast lane on a 2 way highway, and pull up right next to a car, and go their speed, so everyone has to stay behind us, i usually try to find a car going especially slow, makes it all the more fun :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SomeCreep 03-04-2007 09:33 PM

1.) Drivers who dont let you into the lane.

2.) Drivers who traffic weave on the freeway, trying to get ahead of everyone else.

3.) Drivers who tailgate in stop-and-go traffic jams.

Screaming 03-04-2007 09:36 PM

slow drivers in the fast lane

people who drive slow untill you go to pass them and they speed up

people who slam the brakes when i tail gate them. im trying to get around you, and if you would just move out of the way, we could continue on our lives

spacedog 03-04-2007 09:43 PM

fucking dumb cunts who pass a stop sign & then sit in the middle of the road blocking my lane..

Old fucks who are in a hurry to get in the lane in front of me, but then fucking drive piss ass slow

Wiggers who can barely reach the steering wheel driving with one hand on the wheel & the other on the bass knob, more interested in the digital display of the cd player than the road.. stupid fucks.

wigger punks who think because their car was made in a rice paddie that they can pretend they're in tokyo drift & drive like a moron


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