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slapass 03-03-2007 07:45 PM

Women with implants I need advice
 
The little woman just got implants a few days ago. She is claiming that in Brazil they have a person come in and massage the breasts. She had them done 3 days ago and wants to get them "massage" tomorrow. I am saying this is not good for the stitches etc.. And yes i will consult the physician on Monday but has anyone done this or heard of this?

We are in Brazil and they still perform voodoo and believe it works so it is possible she is getting some really bad info.

:helpme

slapass 03-03-2007 07:49 PM

Shit this is real. How do i get this job?

http://www.advanced-art.com/Breast-Aug-Massage.htm

Sly 03-03-2007 07:52 PM

Man I can't believe you got married. If JayXXX gets hitched next I'll know the world is ending.

slapass 03-03-2007 08:12 PM

well I think I fall in a different category then Jay. The guy is larger then life. like being married. And the next x-mrs is always right around the corner for both of us. :)

kacy 03-03-2007 08:14 PM

Yes, this is common. I have many friends that have done the massaging.

early and vigorous post-op massage of the implants, fully displacing them throughout the entire oversized submuscular pockets is used to keep them wide open, and thus the implants soft, freely moveable, soft to the touch, and natural-appearing to the eye

http://www.advanced-art.com/Breast-Aug-Massage.htm

slapass 03-03-2007 08:17 PM

Thanks Kacy. The cost on these fucking things just does not end.

beemk 03-03-2007 09:46 PM

i need to get a job massaging boobs.

Michaelious 03-04-2007 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 12009311)
Shit this is real. How do i get this job?

http://www.advanced-art.com/Breast-Aug-Massage.htm

Yeah, that sounds like the job for me:pimp

Angelo22 03-04-2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 12009725)
i need to get a job massaging boobs.

probably one of the nicest professions in the world

KingK7 03-04-2007 03:28 PM

I want implants too... Just one will do actually, as the other hand will be for the remote, chips and beer.

slapass 03-04-2007 03:49 PM

This is the price in Brazil. $200 for 10 sessions. I said i would pay more then $200 to massage breasts ten times but the crazy part is i have to pay to have it done.... weird world.

:winkwink:

aico 03-04-2007 03:51 PM

I just had a great idea.

tASSy 03-04-2007 03:55 PM

in the states they make you massage your own breasts post-augmentation...sheesh! :winkwink:

slapass 03-04-2007 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12014541)
in the states they make you massage your own breasts post-augmentation...sheesh! :winkwink:

I make house calls and i am quasi licensed for breast massages now.

:winkwink:


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