free stuff and pity thread
 

ok what do you want for free ? spill it.

head

ferrari

I need new sunglasses.

beer

bill gates as father

A roomful of newbies and a screwdriver.

blabla

Access to your bank account!

You have to add the PITY reasons. Dammit can't even get good pity anymore.

I would like for you to give me a free high traffic domain with Yahoo and Google listings for free.

**now for the pity**

I need this domain because my babymomma keeps bitching at me about this pornography and is threatning to use it against me in court. With a free high traffic domain, I can redirect it to my main site and make some quick extra cash that I can then pay MY lawyer with.

You can email me with the details about my new free domain at webmaster AT blackvaginafinder DOT com

Thanks in advance for your consideration