What are signs that a chic might be psyco?
 

I'm dating this girl and I'm starting to feel like she is not very stable if you know what I mean.

Did she use any of these lines when you met? (this is from an old greeting card I got once)...

10 Psycho Pick-Up Lines

1. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?

2. Can I buy you a spatula?

3. Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils.

4. Your crawlspace or mine?

5. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.

6. May I lick your forehead?

7. Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?

8. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.

9. What's your favorite flavor of wood?

10. You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.

the #1 give away that a girl is psycho: She's Hot. I have never met or dated a hot chick who was not fucking nuts, but it's the price you pay.

First...follow your instincts :2 cents:

Second...if she has a pussy, the answer to your question is a resounding YES!

Additional things to consider...

Does she have addictions? Smoking, drinking, fucking (needs to be fucking or she's miserable), eating, etc.

Check her medicine cabinet!!! Then go buy a copy of the nurse's drug handbook. This alone is a strong recommendation for all guys who date. It would have saved me from a horrid relationship once if I had only listened to my buddy who was training to be an EMT when I asked him what "Welbutrin" is for.

Did she pursue you or did you pursue her? Women who pursue have a screw loose, trust me.

Is she always sneaking around blowing every guy who gives her a compliment? That's a clue.

Was she involved in a relationship when you met her? If she fucked some other dude over for you, she's looking for the next bigger, better deal and you will be a casualty sooner or later.

Just shit to think about :thumbsup

So make some unstable situation and check out!

I know this one because I AM a psycho person myself and am seeing another psycho so I am quite knowledgeable about this subject, plus I have some VERY psycho friends :upsidedow

Signs of psychoness for both sexes, males and females

- Overly clingy, calls 10x everyday, leaves tons of voice mails, 10 plus text messages a day

-Doesn't have any or very few friends of their own gender

-Comes from dysfunctional family, got molested when was younger (This never happened to me but I notice it in psycho friends that I have)

-Started being promiscuous at a young age

-Someone in their mid 20's who's never had sex. Trust me, this is a sign of psycho-ness or weirdness in BOTH sexes. I know a guy who didn't have sex till he was 24 and a girl who didn't have sex till she was 28-29 and they are both MEGA PSYCHOS. There's usually a deep rooted reason why one person can't relate to other people and it's usually psychoness and has a lot to do with a fucked up childhood/upbringing. RUN.

-Try and avoid people with obvious mental illnesses, people who get paranoid a lot, imagine thinks, have depression, too much anxiety.

-Really super insecure people who are either super insecure about their looks, always needing constant validation

-Someone who is insecure/threatened by your interaction with the opposite sex. Someone who is always asking "Who did you talk to?? What did they want? What did they look like??""" etc

-Avoid people who are overly possessive and controlling, won't allow you to go out with your friends.

-Someone who gets physical during fights, even kicking, or light punching, pinching, biting...

-Someone with a poor relationship with or no contact with their family. It usually means they have issues.

-People with eating disorders, body dysmorphia issues

The best answer to your question

if you have to ask yourself what are the signs...then you have probably witnessed them already....lol

Simple solution:bang her and then run for your life hehe

You don?t own a rabbit, yet there?s one boiling on your stove.

She carries around a knife that is longer than your dick.

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She is breathing.

One two...she's watching you
Three four...you lock the door
Five six...get your crucifix
Seven Eight ... don't stay up late
Nine Ten... she'll fuck you up again!

1st sign possibility.. she agreed to go out with you? =)

Did you meet her Family? You know, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

dude you should know better..:)

LOL, damn you beat me :winkwink:

a saw in her bag

missing teeth

If she CALLS you or TEXT MESSAGES you more than twice a day, she MIGHT be a GIANT FAT STALKER!

seems you have a history of going after 'psycho' women. might want to look at what is attracting you to them.

Perfect time to get her into porn.:winkwink:

some pretty good tips in this thread, i'd have to agree with all of them, even being a female myself. :) we're all a little psycho in one way or the other. :)

good luck with her though!

If she trys to cut your dick off....You will know!:winkwink:

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P.S: if you met her on the internet, she is a psycho.

Couldnt have written it better myself....read this, print it, frame it, memorize it, use it. :thumbsup

If she wear knife with her.....You shall know

great tips here, I am closely watching for signs..

I guess she was just really freaky in bed and likes me allot allot, but i guess that's not enough for a full diagnosis.

start a fire in the kitchen and see how she reacts

should clear up that question

Spell it with me...

P S Y C H O

NOT, psyco, you illiterate retarded twat!

dude if you know she aint all there, why are u stillfuckin with her? thats your own fault lol

I know but the sex is great, I mean really great. but it's not worth getting poisoned over.