my mom has a birthday and I need something nice to write
 

on her birthday presents I bought her.
she is 61 today....
c'mon think of something...I have a few words but give it your best shot

"have fun playing bingo, baby!"

"Thanks for boning dad all those years ago and taking it in the pussy.

Had you been more into anal I might not be here to wish you a Happy Birthday

Love Your son."

"If I wasn't your son you would be a MILF but instead you're just a MIL, unless of course you want to have sex. Just joking.

- love Zester"

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You and Dad bumped uglies
I want to thank you

"sorry ..........."

Moneys short!
Times are hard!
Here's ya fuckin birthday card

Your life is growing short enjoy your birthday :)

......ouch....

Life is tough,
but I won't wallow.
Cause I'm really glad,
you didn't swallow.

"mom i need again some money"

Boneprone Fucked her..

"I know you think I'm a loser and hate me promoting porn, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday Mom"

:1orglaugh

Just put something like;

"Well mom, you're 61-years-young and still the best mom anyone could ever ask for. I'm lucky to have somebody as special as you in my life. Many more wonderful birthdays to come!"

Or if that doesn't work for you;

"These presents brought to you by porn."

I think the first one will score you more points, though.

:D

I love you better

"Mom...even at 61 you still look as hot as a porn starlett with a 14 inch cock in her ass.

Love, Zester"

Happy Birthday to you mom :)

Maybe something like that:

I always have these words in mind, but very rarely say I LOVE YOU. You are the greatest Mom in the whole world and I'm very proud that you are mine. You are the one who gave me birth, were always near whenever I needed you and my heart is full of warmth and love only because of you. You are my guarding Angel, my dear Friend and my wonderful Mom! I love you!

:1orglaugh

funn...:):1orglaugh

Mother I love :) MIL

Mothers Are a Special Gift by Faye Diane Kilday

Mothers are a special gift sent

from God above,

They bless us with their nurturing,

And fill us with their love.


They pick us up when we are down,

And when we're sad they know,

They're always there to lend a hand,

And guide us as we go.


And mothers are like special jewels

that can't be bought or sold...

A mother's love's more precious

than the rarest gem or gold.


Yes, mothers are a special gift sent

from God above,

And we'll be blessed forever with

their never ending love!

? Faye Kilday 1996