HELP! I need a Dog name today. Here he is (pic)
 

O.K. Today's my wife's birthday and for the past month all she has been talking about is getting a new dog. I've told her "No Way" every day but she won't let up.

So yesterday I told her that if she agreed to some type of sex on a daily basis that she could get the dog. DEAL or NO DEAL? Well she's on her way to pick up her new puppy and he needs a name. Sounds like a DEAL to me!

Here he is so let's see if we can give him a name that fits... All 2 pounds of him!

http://www.puppiesfth.com/images/chihuahuamale3.jpg

i'd say "Marty" cause he looks like:

http://blogs.smh.com.au/entertainmen...feldman300.jpg

:winkwink:

Maybe Jimi

Spot. Or Spud.

Tiger, Killer or Randy

Nikko would be a good name :)

Oj





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cute pup Jim, I think Gizmo is a good name :thumbsup

aww that is a cute dog

how about Charles


lol

I forsee that your sex deal will last exactly up until she has to clean up dogshit off your floor.

Dick N. Daily for a name.

Call him Daily.

You think it will even last that long?

The only name I've come up with is CHILI. :upsidedow

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He looks like a Buster

'Doggy' :winkwink:

Sandwich.

Lil Evil.

Chewy. He looks like a sock chewer.

damn, small one!

I hope you specified that the sex has to be with you :winkwink:
that won't last long anyways, women are notorious for shit like that, probably not the best way to go about getting a dog either :Oh crap

heh... mb Joy?

Hehe, at least the dog will have a pragmatic master. :)

How about "Funk" .. listening to Machine Gun Funk right now

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I would say call him pornguy, but that will go over as well as calling him N I G G E R.


how about littlebit.

shotzie and snikers comes to mind.

Maybe Niko

Pimpdog ? hes getting you laid

I will name it Oddie:)

Crooked I

I'd call him Stains.

Will raise a few eyebrows when people ask what his name is and as an added incentive, when you're at the dog park with him and want to recall him to your side ... imagine the open mouths when you shout "Come Stains Come Stains" ....

Seriously, give this name the consideration it deserves!

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Call it Cat. Guaranteed to get some funny looks when shouting "Here Cat" at your dog in the park!

uhh.. "coq-un-bloquer"

'cuddles'

One Word: Juicy

Precisely the name I was going to suggest.

Brown Nose(r)...

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- Purple
- Cuddly
- Mashy
- Flounder

:(

However, I did dig that "stains" post above. That's pretty funny.

goodgirl had an interesting observation.

It looks like he has an exclamation mark (!) on his face, so why not call him Mark.

or marca (Spanish for mark)

Boogles or Boodles!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...wordchoppa.jpg

My dog, 2 years old tomorrow!

I would name it "pogo".

You don't have to have a name right off the bat.

I've found that it works best to get the dog (or kitty) and wait for a few days. Often there's a name that just seems to fit.

Let her name him. She's probably not gonna like anything you toss out.

That being said.. the first thing that came to my mind was "Reparto" or "Acuerdo" which is "deal" and "agreement" in Spanish.

PK

gotch skid. or maybe just gitch.

i'd go with killer or something along those lines.

i have a 12 ft long red tail boa named fluffy. opposite names are funny

i think "Meat Ball" is a good name, don't ask why

definitely tarzan

I'd name it "Fucker", as that's what you'll be calling him for the 1st 6 months or so.

That little fucker just pissed on carpet, or that little fucker just got into the trash..

Sure it's all peaches & cream until the little fucker chews on a $300 pair of Italian leather shoes.

Trust me, name him "Fucker"

:pimp

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so so cute! :)

Adolf....

call him Tyson