I did the SAME THING when I was a boy...
 

Yes My name is Evan Horton and I need to voice a concerned problem. I got home early on Aug. the 6th only to find my 7 year old son, surfing your site. He had purchased a membership with my credit card. I cancelled the membership moments after he had bought it. Please refund this amount to my
account. I dont think it should be so easy for a 7 year old to access pornography like this


SIncerely

Evan Horton



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I'd love to write back, playing on his grammar, and say

"If not like this, then what kind of pornography do you think should be easy for a 7 year old to access?"

that's the only way to go. porn at early age stimulates growth ! :1orglaugh

advice:

lock up your fucking CC, daddy-o !

You know, I love how that dad managed to somehow blame ME for this

I remember when I was promoting 800/900 numbers and did my own billing (for cc's) I always got calls oh my kid called in most cases its bullshit specially after ATN started recording the first 60 second of the phone sex calls these bullshiters got so shocked and just paid the bill

maybe it should take two credit cards and a retina scan to access porn

I still don't believe the dad. He cancelled it moments after "his kid" signed up?

Sounds really weird.

Plus, it must be a really intelligent boy to know where to find the CVV code and how to understand the expiry date and such.

maybe the kid goes to harvard

didnt you get some email about some parent emailing you about their mentally handicapped child accessing your sites too lightspeed? amazing what excuses people come up with. sometimes creativity should be awarded, you know, like sending these people to goatse.cx or popup hell..

someone has to figure out a way to collect cash over the net

yup, see it once in a while. good tension reliever

I think that this is all BS.....I only *wish* that we could reply to emails like that with something like this:
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Dear Evan,

I completely understand your situation. I know you must have been really irate.....I know I would have been. I would probably ground my son for a month of Sunday's.

However, as much as I can relate to your plight, the credit card companies take fraudulent purchases very seriously. I recommend that you call your credit card company and explain to them that your son stole your credit card and used it to purchase items online. You will be happy to hear that they will immediately refund your money. :)

Of course, as soon as they do they will file criminal charges against your son for petty theft, theft of services, and fraud. Of course, since you are in another state it will all be federal charges since it uses telecommunications across state lines. Do you not agree that your son should be taught a lesson for this criminal act?? I thought you would agree!

It was nice chatting with you today, Evan, and for all of your troubles here is a password to another one of our fine sites.....
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I bet you would never hear from the dude again!!! :)


--T

I remember e-mails like this getting around 3 years ago.

Good thing never die.

whats up T

see you in Miami


Tanker

Thats the beauty of the Jesus Dialer.
Porn is accessable to all ages. With a click of a button they can be charged up to 8.99 per minute! Jesus doesnt discrimnate age.
Jesus loves all.

Giving the porn back to kids where it belongs.

I grew up on the shit when i was a kid, and look at me, i turned out ok.


In Jesus there is hope.
Hope for the children.

Get you Jesus Dialer now.
Make $$ of kids, and the gooks in China youd normally loose money on.

If you cant trust Jesus who can you trust?

Yo Tanker! How are ya??

You bet, my friend....be sure to call me or Matt and lets get together and share a (choose one) DRINK / MEAL / STRIPPER

:)


--T

Shit Ill be getting ahold of ya you gonna have brian down there ?


Tanker

Absolutely.....Brian and the bus are driving down tomorrow and the rest of the crew and I arrive on Wednesday :)

--T

Ill call tech support and have them connect us LOL thats how I found you in Atlanta

thats what I call good tech support they can solve any problem including me lost in Atlanta looking for you guys



Tanker

ROFL!!! Its funny that they compare themselves to the Maytag repairman from TV, so stuff like that gives them some excitement for the night...so dont even worry about it :)

--T

I bring Rochard our VP of operations he doesnt get out much

if I had to say what he would choose it would definetly be strippers :)

Tanker