New Telephone Greeting
 

New Telephone Greeting
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> Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the
> country..?
>
> "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES"
> "Press "1" if you speak English."
> "Press '2' to disconnect until you can .
>

Half of Britain would press '2' then.

This place is now over-run with assholes from other countries who can't speak a word of English, but get all our money in benifits...

Whahah :)

Heheh, good :)

good one hahaha :1orglaugh